|I just lost my breaking up virginity||January 27, 2012, 9:58 pm|
As in, we figured out that the relationship wasn't going anywhere. She's the one who started the conversation but it was more or less mutual.
|I just played Yugioh with my girlfriend.||November 14, 2011, 1:25 am|
|Shit was so cash.|
|I just lost my dating virginity||March 16, 2011, 11:07 pm|
As in, I finally went on one.
Yeah I'm a real Casanova.
|All of our parents screwed in June||March 9, 2011, 8:43 am|
Mine were no exception, for today I turn:
|What's great about this forum is that you can read about problems that you don't have||December 29, 2010, 8:14 pm|
Since I've been using the Blogs forum to reassure myself that my life really isn't as shitty as some others out there, I'll do you guys the same favour and tell you what went wrong with my day, so you can be happy that at least it wasn't you.
Today, I was scheduled to see my grandma in her hospital bed (a fairly important gesture, even though it's not much fun) and to go to one of my favourite Christmas family gatherings. Well, that all changed when I woke up by soiling myself. I went to the toilet right away and just about passed out from the trip. My hands actually started vibrating like I had Parkinson's, maybe from lack of blood or unstable body temperature.
I've spent twelve extremely uncomfortable, extremely boring hours tossing and turning in my bed. It's 8 pm now, and I've only been able to force myself out of bed to go to the bathroom and to take care of my cat, which is my responsibility of course because I've been alone all day. I'm not sure I'm actually feeling any better now but I had to get out of bed because the isolation in my dark room was driving me crazy.
I've eaten nothing all day but a glass of apple juice and two crackers, and even that made me nauseous beyond belief. I actually had to induce vomiting for the first time in my life because my stomach just felt so awful.
I know the flu's pretty mundane, but it's the best I can come up with. I'll tell you about some real disasters when they happen.
|Cacoward Nominations 2011 discussion thread||December 15, 2010, 10:55 am|
Keep the nomination thread clean by posting all your other crap here!
No, I'm not involved with the Cacowards in any way. I just saw a need and filled it.
EDIT: Changed the link, as the official Cacowards nomination thread is now in Wads & Mods. John Smith requested that the official thread be kept clear of discussion so I guess this thread is still needed.
|Hello||June 28, 2010, 11:53 pm|
I'm sure that you've all been missing me horribly, so I apologize for my extended absence. It's not that I've been busy getting my life on track or anything - it's just that I managed to get interested in Runescape again, of all things, and have been spending my gaming time making this. Anyways, to make up for lost time away from the Doom community, or, more accurately, as punishment for leaving it, I impulse-bought this at a pawn shop:
I've never seen it before. I'm going to watch it.
Also, I just got back from a weekend in Vancouver. I took eight pictures of Vancouver and about three thousand pics of clouds on the flight over. I'll probably post something about that yet.
|Check out this elevator||April 10, 2010, 10:58 am|
The "4" button is upside-down! So wacky.
|It's My etc.||March 9, 2010, 6:54 pm|
|I've written blogs like this one before, haven't I?||March 2, 2010, 12:09 pm|
Yup, here's one.
The difference this time is that I'm not prohibiting myself from surfing the internet, or even from surfing Doomworld. I'll probably keep posting here on a semi-regular basis - but, it sure as hell won't be from my home computer, because in a moment I'm going to unplug the network cable from the back of my computer. Then, I'm going to unplug all other cords, leads and wires, separate all items of hardware that make up this computer, and possibly hide them all over the house. I've already uninstalled all of my games and deleted the porn stash I was keeping in my "discrete math" folder. The idea is to make it as difficult as possible for me to make the decision to "fuck it all" and then spend an entire day, or weekend, or weekend-plus-the-two-following-days-of-classes, absorbed in the most foolish and unsatisfying of computerized pursuits, suppressing the urge to pee, the urge to eat, and any and all thoughts pertaining to reality. For some of you, my dismantling my computer may seem like an unnecessarily drastic response, like when AndrewB chopped his balls off, but honestly, my life is in a shambles. Yes, I realize that being depressed an unmotivated is the norm for an aimless student, but I like to think that I bring it to the next level. Also, I've realized that my brain chemistry is not actually to blame for my behaviour, as I think I actually have a naturally positive disposition, but what's suppressing that is an obsession with virtual escapes that passes the clinical test of "addiction" with flying colours. They say that talking about these things is good for you. This is such a lame addiction. I wish I was addicted to something cooler, like cocaine or opium. I was watching an episode of A&E's Intervention and this one girl was addicted to aerosol computer dusters. All I could think was "That is so lame." At least I can live with a can of aerosol computer duster without struggling with temptation.