|My old title fight showed up on youtube.||August 16, 2009, 6:18 pm|
Tiger Schulmanns had to be lame and say their guy defeated me, but you can see the ref raises my arm before the round 4 video cuts off. My "light heavy weight" belt as the announcer calls it is still hanging on my wall.
In an earlier fight that ended in a draw he gave me a rougher time, but this was my easiest fight since he was afraid of my knees and just wanted to stall not knowing Muay Thai technique. I just let him tire himself out and purposely dropped my weight while he was holding on and you can see how exhausted he is when he lets go. The previous fight he had an advantage in boxing, especially since my Wing Chun doesn't work with big ass boxing gloves. But after three months I had improved my boxing to have the advantage there. He kept me from really kneeing the hell out of him this time around though. The guy's apparently a really good MMA fighter but this was stand up Muay Thai.
|I am a master of time and space.||December 18, 2008, 8:02 pm|
Ya ta, bitches!
|Damn you depraved bastards!||April 13, 2008, 8:51 pm|
So a few weeks ago I had this dream in which two hot girls were going at it... Then one hands out cups of chocolate pudding and starts getting it all over and in the other. (Note: I do not have any food fetish and find that chocolate pudding to be a turn off because of what it could look like in this situation.) So then in the dream I take a cup to some food analyzer/poison detector and the EVA voice from Command & Conquer says, "Impse or Spyblood detected."
So WTF?! Damn you mungtards! At least there were no imps or space marines in my dream.
|I'm a USKA Muay Thai Champion. Wheeeee!||October 21, 2007, 2:06 am|
|I just won a title bout dominating all four rounds. It was a rematch against a much more muscular boxer (who actually competed for Golden Gloves before) that I fought to a draw before. His muscles were useless against me!|
|You know what's hilarious and awesome?||May 30, 2006, 5:51 am|
Girls dancing to the Picard song and other crackheaded stuff all sexy and stuff, in real life.
Other crackheaded stuff included:
eNiGMa the MoNKey - Po-ta-toes (LOTROFL)
System of a Down - Outro (off Toxicity album)
Incubus - You Bitch (12:30 into the last track of Science)
Brujeria - Don Quijote Marijuana
Coroz (probably cyrillic) 26 (a Russian music compilation) - Track 6 (no idea of the song title but it's the most spastic hardcore technorap song ever)
|I haven't felt this loved here since last time concerned citizen posted.||September 4, 2005, 3:34 pm|
|That is all.|
|Goukumimation #2||March 24, 2005, 2:08 am|
|Goukumimation #1||December 10, 2004, 5:40 pm|
|Planetary Destruction though CD compilations||December 2, 2004, 9:20 pm|
A few months ago I burned a compilation I labeled Asswakcrakhammer Overdose for a few friends, it was 79 minutes and something seconds of almost pure crack. Here's the tracklist:
1 SNK NEO GEO (Samurai Shodown 2) - The Future is Now
2 Techno Capoeira
3 System of a Down - Armenian stuff
4 Incubus - You Bitch
5 Grospixels - Tetris remix
6 Chuckleheads - Potman
7 Misfits - Mommy Can I Go Out & Kill Tonight (Live)
8 eNiGMa the MoNKey - Po-ta-toes (LOTROFL)
9 The Usual Suspects - Keyser Söze
10 Samurai Shodown 2 - Track 10
11 Tom Lehrer / T Bone Stankus - Existential Blues
12 The Closer madrigal (Nine Inch Nails cover by choir)
13 Brujeria - Don Quijote Marijuana
14 M.C.Chris - Fett's Vette
15 Threebrain - Weeeeeee! (Gonads and Strife)
16 Dark Materia - The Picard Song
17 Samurai Shodown 2 - Track 17
18 Banana Phone (Slow)
19 RKC - Weird Singing
20 Marilyn Manson - Tainted Love
21 Stinkpants - Lüt Sucks - We Hate Your Ears - Bonus Track 1
22 Stinkpants - Lüt Sucks - We Hate Your Ears - Bonus Track 2
23 Stinkpants - Lüt Sucks - We Hate Your Ears - Bonus Track 3
24 The Terrible Mr. Grimshaw
25 Contra Hard Corps - Castlevania S1994RD
26 Dracula X NITM - Beginning Remix 1
27 Dracula X NITM - Vampire Killer Remix 2
28 Dracula X NITM - Bloody Tears Remix 2
29 Castlevania SOTN - Track 2
30 Real Ultimate Power - Ninja Song
31 Nickelback Sucks - How You Remind Me Of Someday
Yes, I in fact did dub the soundtracks to swf animations and burned them as audio tracks. Recently I found out that a couple of my friends completely memorized the lyrics and more to several songs such as the Picard song, Don Quijote Marijuana, and well they were already singing Po-Ta-Toes over the phone long before I burned this cd. Now with this CD the usual drunken (not the driver of course) car ride singalongs have reached new levels crackheadedness. What really spurred me to put the cd together was from when my friends were blaring the Incubus (last bit of final track of Science album, starts at 12:30 I think) and System of a Down (last half of final track of Toxicity album) stuff, over and over and over again, in Wildwood, New Jersey, when there were crowds from both Irish Weekend and a car show at the same time.
I have now proceeded to burn Asswakcrakhammer Overdose vol. II which contains:
1 Yngwie - Focking furi (only part of it)
2 Owen Lloyd - Best Mp3 Evar
3 Frank Zappa and the Mothers - Camarillo Brillo
4 Frank Zappa and the Mothers - I'm the Slime
5 Minibosses - Ghosts 'n' Goblins
6 Dropkick Murphys - Caught in a Jar
7 Storm Inc. - Great Day (live)
9 Velvet Acid Christ - Phucking Phreak
10 Fensler Films (#25) - Fucking Old School
11 Dennis Leary - Traditional Irish Folk Song
12 Minibosses - GI Joe theme song
13 North Korean Propaganda - Fucking USA
14 ShyShit - Fuck Bush
15 Electric Hellfire Club - Lucifer Sam (Pink Floyd cover)
16 Dark Materia - The Worf Song
17 ShyShit - Zombie (Cranberries cover)
18 Rage Against the Machine - Ashes in the Fall
19 Testikill - Ball of Hell (only part of it)
20 Marilyn Manson - My Monkey
21 Terminator - The Stone Tower Rap
22 Terminator - The Hazy Maze Effect
23 Terminator - Demons From Hell
24 Mark Klem - Llamas Inc.
25 Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas soundtrack - Dead Kennedys - Viva Las Vegas
I officially proclaim this CD is the baddest of all. I dare not predict the outcome of unleashing this on the world. Of course I have to thank many of you for providing or informing me of mucho material. Be proud as the world descends into dementia.
|Spoon!||November 22, 2004, 11:25 pm|
For Russian Folk Culture class I carved a spoon.
I saw off a piece of board. Cut it to down to the general shape with a jig saw that broke early on (resulting in difficulty making the whole thing symmetric) and some little kiddie standard saw (not designed for making curves but still worked somewhat). Then I carved it down and dug out the scoop with the small knife occasionally seen here. Finally, I sanded it with a couple different types of sandpaper and burned designs including a Russian abstract firebird with a soldering iron. It's not too neat looking, but not bad for first or one time only try, eh?