|Hyperactive puppy made me spill hot tea on my crotch this morning||December 1, 2013, 10:08 am|
|And I'm fucking pissed.|
|Fucking Socialist Moderate Tea Party Marxist Hippie French Fucks||November 6, 2013, 10:07 pm|
|Fuck your communist trickle-down economics, I say we should return to feudalism god dammit!|
|Cleft Chins||October 23, 2013, 11:56 pm|
|Anyone want a miniature nutsack hanging from your lip? I'd be more than happy to trade chins with you!|
|So I just Bought the Full Version of Amnesia||May 28, 2012, 3:31 pm|
Let the pants-shitting begin.
Any way you guys would recommend that I play it for maximum scare factor? I don't have headphones or anything like that.
|Child Protective Services||May 4, 2012, 3:09 pm|
Every one of the corrupt soulless fucks at DCFS/CPS needs to be thrown in prison. You have not done me any good. You have not done anything to help me, only given me the brief illusion of it. You do NOT know what's best for the child, you can NOT read my mind, and you are NOT interested in the welfare of foster children, only your Ciavarella-esque paychecks.
|Anyone Heard the new DragonForce Album?||April 5, 2012, 8:08 pm|
I know their last three albums were utter horseshit, but this actually sounds half decent. Seriously, it actually sounds really good. Not totally over-cheesed like their last albums, but just cheesy enough to be compared to homemade mac n' cheese, and the cheese seems to be more comparable to an expensive block of cheddar from the deli rather than the EZ-Cheez with bacon bits that comes out of an aerosol can.
Plus from the five songs I've heard so far, the use of the phrase "SO FAR AWAAAAAAAAAY" seems to have been reduced by 158 percent. That's always a plus.