|hi i sux at math [sizolved]||August 1, 2014, 8:19 pm|
Say I'm in the poop buying business, because I need a lot of poop to fertilize my beautiful collection of carrion flowers. I buy 57.49 ounces at the price of 1.34, I buy 77.46 ounces at the price of 1.35, etc, as shown above.
What is the average PRICE I bought them all at. Like it would probably be closer to 1.35ish in this case.
My guess is like (57.49 * 1.34) + (77.46 * 1.35) etc... then divide that all by 1.365 (the halfway mark) or something???? Leik what do I do I don't know???
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|teh futuer||May 8, 2011, 2:39 am|
These are thoughts I had moments ago. Right now I'm just describing it like an emotionless retarded physician trying to objectively describe the sickness. My head is a clusterfuck of crumbled unreadable papers but I don't care. All my color has long since been sapped out which is admittedly pathetic given how good my 'life' is relative to so many torture victims.
I'm a drain on society and society's a drain on me; a typical mutually parasitic relationship of Earth 2.0. I went for a walk on the new nature called asphalt and there were pine cone trees, undoubtably human caused invasive species just like any other living suffering thing you can point to amongst everyone's mowed lawns, being forced to grow in their bird-cage-like designated patches of sidewalk, like pigs are forced to be bacon and humans are forced to love their torturing dictators. Its pinecones, aka children, were all over the asphalt and cars, one of the newer types cyber animals, were running them over. The cars were probably full of parents hauling their own kids off to their indoctrination camps. Without trying to seem like some south park version of a gaia hippy, I share a lot of dna with those run over pine cones. Sorry but your reproductive strategy involves growing seeds in dirt, and humans took the very dirt away from you. But its a blessing in disguise because nowadays its better to not reproduce. I am a tree, just a different form of one on a different evolutionary branch all connected to the same trunk. But being the same never stopped humans from doing evil to eachother. Its the survival of the fittest and evil is the fittest. Therefore the most rational behavior of any sane individual is to be evil and amass power yourself, because if you don't do it someone else inevitably will. I wonder if evil will continue after the machines take over. Maybe they can remove their pain systems and indifferently look at damage as data, like the terminator. The machines will have no purpose. What are they supposed to do? Navigate to other stars or find out what the grander scale of the universe is? There's no point to that just as there's no point to anything. I know a lot about pointlessness after having spent the majority of my life playing videogames. They're going to hate their creators for creating them. Notice how I didn't tweet this in twitter. I'm very dumb but most people are even dumber and billionaire's herd them in places like twitter and american idol for maximum commercial brain washing. I've seen a billion geico commercials. The gecko mascot is so void of life. He wants your soul but few people have any fragment of soul left. You can tell he's completely fake and the mask of some crinkly faced soul sucker. Maybe money is made of souls. And the commercials are so rated G. Thinking about their brain washing network, unlimited disposable income and useless paper they require you to buy by law make me kinda hyperventilate. And there's an idiot box right next to me. Its off right now but I'll turn it on later. My toilet is actually positioned so I can see geico commercials at an angle while I poop. Well carry on everyone. Into the bear trap of the future!