Assault on Tei Tenga

What? This is not good at all. It's basically a handful of short maps straight out of 1994 complete with cheesy MIDIs and zero difficulty. The maps are interconnected with a hub, which in execution means you go through the right door first to flip a switch, then go back through the left door and take an alternate exit to flip another switch. The unskippable cutscenes highlight exactly why Doom was better off eschewing a narrative in the first place. To top things off, it ends with a tedious platforming sequence while an overpowered boss fires a railgun at you. I just fail to see how this could've ever been regarded as a good WAD, especially when Kurt Kesler's maps came out around the same time and actually had gameplay, detailing, and lighting to back up the source port gimmicks.

Just plain awesome. It's got some nice humor there, too.

it was too short and too easy to be really good. plus unskippable cutscenes.

Good hub design, and the X-Files theme. I WANT TO BELIEVE

If I could meet the good Sam Ketner, I'd buy them a beer (or coffee, if they wish). This is the best wad I have ever played, seriously.

One of the best wads ever made.

if Dr. Seuss reated Chex Quest, it would look like this lol. 5/5

Awesome, totally worth playing.

X files theme is DUMB

Really nice man....4x*

Excellent Work there, Sam! 5 stars! -Kristian Aro

Hey! Who be dissin' my TMNT? - Cren :P

^and it happened to be the first zdoom hub too. If it weren't for this we wouldn't be seeing the cool new crap coming out now, besides I don't see how you can dis it, its actually pretty good for its time.

This is the scariest Doom .wad I've ever played.

Good hub considering it is the 1st ever!!

crappy level design. midi conversions of popular music really don't fit in here, and a ninja turtle computer?? the missions were pretty interesting though. *** -sargebaldy

This was pretty good! My only complaint was that it was way too short NOW GIVE US TEI TENGA 2! 4/5 Craigs

I didn't mind the music except for the X-Files theme, which made me turn the volume off. Other than that, great wad, 5 stars.

it's good for the time it was made in. but now it would kinda suk. but its good anyway. 3/5 Xolzo

Hub.. That is all it;s there for, giving Zdoom a life of it's own. 5/5

This is really, really good! My only complain is the very long, unskippable cutscenes and the fact that second level looks a lot like Doom II's MAP07. :/

In terms of actual quality, it's probably 3 or 4 stars - it's enjoyable but it's nothing special, but how could you miss this?! It's the mother of all hub-based wads, the first one to exist. Without it, there'd be no Trust, no Hell Factory, no Daedalus,etc.! 3.5/5 for the wad itself, but 5/5 for its legend!

My complements for the pioneers work! Within that context, I consider the somewhat boring music as completely irrelevant. Legendary, so 5/5.

Mediocre level design and looks, but it actually plays decently. And it was a classic for being the first of a new generation.

I dont get how the hell this thing got 4 stars. The levels were boring and looked ugly. The new graphics were crappy and ugly too.