NUTS

According to the author, this was just an ftp upload test, because he didn't do that before.

This wasn't meant to be a serious wad in a first place, so why everyone's expectations are too high?

(But I won't give it 5 stars, because it would be unfair compared to other wads.)

I bet everyone who complained about the slowness played in GZDoom or other bad alternatives.

Runs perfectly fine in PrBoom+ (but that's probably too much for certain people to download and set up properly).

glorious midi and palette, but that's all it has going for me, besides the bloodbath it makes.

Overrated trash that people constantly meme about instead of actually playing. Gets a kudos from me for the led zeppelin midi.

I haven't played this and don't plan to.

Can everyone please stop reviewing this ish

15 fps, but it was fun nonetheless 

my computer almost suffered lol

This wad is so hard, you gotta ballsy playing with nuts, but it's worth it. After hours of sucking at nuts, and believe me I sucked A LOT, I ended up loving nuts a lot. would recommend if you want a rough experience, with rock solid design, and balls to the walls action. I personally love nuts. This wad is cool too I guess 

Ah, yes, the ultimate benchmark tool for anyone looking for a decent computer. A fine piece of technology (I didn't even realize that this WAD had somewhat of a plot, despite its joke-ish nature), indeed, with a bonus feature by the greatest rock song on Earth.

5/5, would play again with anything but a potato.

tutorial how to correctly make a slaughtermap

A jokewad and a benchmark rolled together into one. Hard to say anything about this really

This is a historic Doom pwad, it's impossible not to give this 5 stars. Only thing is that if you want to play this, play it on GlBoom plus if you're using an old version of PrBoom or change video mode to GlBoom because if you do not do this, your computer might explode (though if you're using an old computer or one that is not very powerful itmight not explode but you will probably not be able to play)

The perfect WAD to toast your PC

Background music is a MIDI of Puff Daddys theme for Godzilla

Holy fuck, this review cracked me up!

I guess this is technically correct, but the song is called Kashmir by Led Zeppelin.

NUTS is pretty legendary, it's simplistic but feels wrong to give anything shy of 5

Hmmm... Not much to it really. Background music is a MIDI of Puff Daddys theme for Godzilla... Not my cup of tea.

Never gets old. Surprisingly easy if you know the strat, too.

"What do you mean deez? Deez what?"

lagged on my 3060 Ti, 5/5 perfect Romero-approved WAD

Seriously though, it's an interesting piece of Doom history but honestly serves no purpose other than pure ridiculousness. And I like that sort of thing. 3/5

Edit: I'm now realizing it was lagging because I used GZDoom. This is a true Kappa moment.

What a classic. One of my favorite Joke Wads of all time.

10/10, very homologous.

Since I cant find a doomworld forum post for nuts 2 and 3, I reviewed all three in one video! WOW!

A joke wad... and I don't like it.