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The NEW DOOM v1.0

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HI!! after about 34 months of hard work and late nights up at the computer, our levels for THE NEW DOOM! are finally finished! We have named it THE NEW DOOM because we replaced all of the OLD DOOM! We hope you like these levels, because I have had to get a thicker glasses perscription twice this year from all the late nights with no rest. Our grades have also dropped approximately two letters each class because of the work we put into this. Anyway, let's not use this whole thing for our personal live. On with the TEXT FILE!!!


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bzzrak

  

Can be enjoyed. But also not.

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That One Gecko

  
Anal penetration via cheese grater while being castrated with a wooden spoon is more pleasurable than this fucking abomination. DO NOT PLAY THIS.

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Themole2114

  
I know this is a joke wad, but holy fuck it's awful. Most of the maps feel like someone vomited all over the place.

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Guest

  
Possibly one of the worse WADs I've ever played. Seriously, this guy speant 34 Months on this garbage? That's too hard to believe. 1/5. -TheRevenant360

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Hardbash

  
"34 months" This is a joke wad. It only gets two stars because sometimes I'm into that but for the moment, I need something serious and this can absolutely NOT provide.

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Guest

  
Interesting phenomenon: authors draw a few random lines, blindly place some monsters & ammo, and adds some infantile sounds. The result is horrible. Then it's called it a jokewad, and suddenly it gets 5*... It's a pity.

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everything was messed up, especially the sidedefs, which were aweful, same with all of the bfg's and cyberdemons, showed no effort in creating at all, my wad is even better than this and im only working on the third level, but this... this is PATHETIC its like a 6 year old made this until he was "8 and a half"

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AAAAAAAAAARGH IT's the worst thing since sliced bread. - Illdo

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Guest

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fucking sucks. 0/5

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I can't believe people think someone seriously put effort into this. It's meant to be a fucking joke. It's intentionally terrible. Look at the readme, look at the intentional spelling mistakes and all that. Anyways, it's retarded and funny as fuck. You must read the readme before you play, though.

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Best enjoyed with DMCHOSHO.WAD!

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Guest

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i love this wad but some levels have bugs though

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Guest

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Have these guys ever heard about detail...

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Guest

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VOMIT! SHIT! VAGINAL FLUID! PENIS CUM! PISS! -9999999999/5 VOMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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This is the worst megawad i have ever seen. No sense of design at all...romms full of cyberdemons and BFG's is not fun. And some of the levels are just plain stupid.

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0/5

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Legendary.. That is what this Wad is entitled.

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Guest

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0 stars for the wad itself, but if I could vote on the text file, I'd give it 5 stars!

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Guest

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34 months? how did you manage to stretch it that long? I make better maps in my sleep. Straight up unprofessional and looks like S***!!!!

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SOME COOL MAPS AND SOME... ... STRANGE MAPS... DAMN, I LIKE CYBER FIGHTS AND THERE IS MANY OF THEM! COOL, BUT SOME MAPS REALLY STRANGE... 4/5

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psychotic... and funny...

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This made Jesus vomit.Shame on you!0 stars.

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Guest

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Piece of crap. Joke wads are meant to be funny, not a waste of space.

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I do see some very creative points despite so many negative views. Its nice to have the crushing ceiling with the unbeatable number of moving Cybers. But the last few levels are... except 29... are ridiculously hard if u stayed in the map for more than a few seconds. Buggy maps. Monsters stucking, making it easy. meh... not up to standard. 2 stars.

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One of the first joke wads I've ever played. Good for shits and giggles. Phlnemba 3/5

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