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(Oh man I love typing bullshit stories up)

One time in the Land of Many Campers, a certain ZDaemoner was getting fed up with campers who would camp in his own creations, especially when he couldn't do anything about it. He decided to construct a building that was so tiny, that it would be impossible for a person with the brain of an American president to actually stand in one place and expect to cheaply kill the players who actually try to play the game properly. He had to make it universally compatible, so that anyone would be able to enjoy his creation. He deceived some lamers from Doom Connector to play a "new wad that will literally blow your mind", and watched them freak out when they realised that they had nowhere to hide. The ZDaemoner defeated them with so much ease, that he decided to spread the wad so that many people will learn the ultimate lesson: 'You'll never get anywhere with camping.'


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wow, that one scared me. i was like - OMG WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO ME IF I PRESS THE SWITCH??? O_O and then i pressed it... after 31 seconds lol 1 over par

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This sucks -Ralphis

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Reminds me of my first "level" but smaller.

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Shit! Not Funny

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What a piece of shit.

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Kinda reminds me of a certain BattleTech 3065 MUX map called Idiots. If you've played BattleTech before, the map is only 3 hexes by 3 hexes. One side on 1,0 and the other starts on 1,2. What's amazing? 6 'Mechs a piece came in to fight. It was good because there was room to move!! This blew chunks! I apologise for the extra info, I just wanted to say my reminder. --MechWarrior Jake Pryde

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I can't hide, but I can certainly delete this wad from my computer. 0/5

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How can the filesize for something so basic even be this large? I'm guessing 80% of it is the titlepic.

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Epic trolling technique is epic.

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i am sorry to do this, but you cant fit much of a map in 46k....unless you tried, that is

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Wow. At 320+ KB unzipped, this one must have the lowest size to content ratio of any WAD out there. 2/5 for making a point, though. -Maes

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Worst wad ever 0/5 - Doomguy0505

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This wad sucks so much

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A stupid tiny box. I could have made this level myself but I WOULDN'T HAVE.

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This is gay, please stop mapping.

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Another really funny joke wad that's not funny at all.

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Nobody camps in map07 and everybody seems to play on that map if they're not playing GvH or UDMX. This wad makes a point that nobody really cares about.

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Fuck you, deathz0r. If this is your idea of a good wad and something you'd hail in a newstuff review, take this crap and shove it up your ass to sleep.

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    • By Devalaous · Posted
      One of the classic megawads, and the successor to TNT Evilution. I've played this several times over the years, and its grown on me more with each play as my tastes mature.   Still has a bunch of maps that got me killed in 2024, after ive finished stuff like HR and AV, and plenty of maps are memorable. Only real downsides is some of the levels have little content, showing its age.
    • By Walter confetti · Posted
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    • By Walter confetti · Posted
      Third and final released map of a WIP episode by David Rager, it's more long, complex and hard than the previous entries in the series. A well made map with pretty challenging parts with a mix of monster usage, envoirnmental hazards and some puzzle gameplay. Fun but pretty harsh.
    • By Walter confetti · Posted
      Two more misplaced DM maps without a exit like QUDOOM (that at least had a exit room, while not functional) that caught me by their file name and leave me for the bad experience in SP. Chicken is just a long bridge between a thundering abyss where cyberdemons wants to destroy you, meh. Gangstar is a more fun map sets in a big, abstract warehouse where a cyberdemon roam free trying to kill you, shotgunners and lost souls are here in this Hell corner adding more pain to the thing, enforced by semi-hidden mazes, my favorite.
    • By Walter confetti · Posted
      This is like the physical version of the "we have X at home" meme in DM map format for Quake E1M1. Very poorly made, broken exit and missing textures here and there but at least the level KINDA resembles the original source somehow.
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