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Run darn you RUN

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THE STORY OF RUN.WAD- As you were cleaning your shoes one day, you did something you never did before: you ate breakfast WHILE cleaning your shoes! Yeah! You are such a rebel! So with one hand you cleaned the shoe by holding the tongue of the shoe with your 4 fingers and your thumb scrubbed the shoe with the rag. The other hand, you where holding your chocolate sandwich and munching away on it. Then, as if your creative mind was in the zone, you had another equally brilliant idea: Eat and clean shoes with the ONE HAND! So you held the shoe the same way as before, except your palm was rubbing the shoe with the rag and your thumb held the sandwich against the shoe. "Man, I gotta patent this!" you think. Then, from that same creative lightning bolt that got you the first 2 times, you get another equally brilliant idea: Why don't I EAT my shoe! So you drop the half eaten choc sandwich and you start to eat the shoe. First the laces, then the hard base, and then the rest of it. 10 minutes after you eat the shoe, some shoe being materialises infront of you. "YOU!" says the shoe being, who points his withered hand at you. "Y...yes?" you murmer. "You stand accused of eating my people!" "What?" You are quite startled, seeing this shoe shaped creature. "You ATE, thats right ATE- not hurt, mistreated- but ATE one of my fellow brethren" "Oh... sorry! I didn't mean to! Honest! I... I was just trying out something new!" "Then try water polo, get a job in tourism- Things like that are something new, NOT CANABALISING A SHOE!!" You feel ashamed all of a sudden. This shoe creature had a point. "I feel bad, shoe monster sir, how can I make it up to you?" "Hmmm..." The shoe creature thinks. "I have just the perfect idea..." "What is it?" "You must prove yourself worthy of forgiveness. You must face... THE TEST!" "Test?" "Yes, one that will make you learn to LOVE MY KIND!" Suddenly your world explodes with light and you are transported elswhere, to some other reality, with a long hallway infront of you with lights on the ground and ceiling. You can't inspect the place much, because suddenly a whole batalion of skiny skeleton freaks magically appear behind you. "...RATS!" you shout as they start shooting mini comets at you. You turn, and run. Run run run. No stopping to smell the roses. 'A test that will make you learn to LOVE MY KIND!' said the shoe creature. And perhaps, if you survive this place, you may indeed love the shoe again, as you look down at the ends of your feet and see what helps you run.


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RUN, COWARD

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It's a good concept. Unfortunately auto 0 due to no exit. Too bad.

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It was a funny story, and a good idea. I would have given you 5 stars, but do you realize how hard it is to get to the end, only to find out that there is no exit!!!!!!!! 3 stars

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Kickass story- Kickass level!

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omg this level rules.

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i lub it. foofoo's best map since nuts.wad --sargebaldy

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THIS WAD RULES

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heh. Good but could have been much better.

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Reminded me of the old arcade game 'Metro Cross', remember that? Namco, 1985? No? Oh well.

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hey i'm eli

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masochistic trial and error obstacle course

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Popcorn is the best song ever.

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Piece of fucking shit. 8/21/07

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Utterly nonsensical and stupid. I love it.

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Awesome

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Good work! And very ineresting idea! :-) -A. Shepard

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The story is easily the best I've ever seen in a WAD. A great level that's difficult, but not impossible. And the exit at the end only adds to it. 4/5

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Exit is awesome!

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  • File Reviews

    • By guitardz · Posted
      Some very cool techbases with a nice texture set and pallette.  The music is pretty epic.  And it all runs in vanilla! (Or so it is said, I played it in GZDoom)
    • By Philnemba · Posted
      I honestly can't believe that this whole megawad is 100% vanilla compatible and its only the first of THREE episodic megawads! Esselfortium and her team of creative energetic mappers has done an amazing job from the unique texture set, the music, the maps & even the tweaked color palette that fits the mood of the whole thing.    100% highly recommended! 5/5 
    • By Erick · Posted
      A pretty straightforward map to run through, packing in tons of enemies in rooms both big and small. Most of the monsters you'll be killing are E1 monsters such as Zombiemen and Imps, so while there isn't much in monster variety, there are plenty of ways to get them to fight each other which I like. It might be better to try and get as many monsters to start attacking at the same time since once you get the Chaingun, not even the groups of Spectres are much of a threat. Overall though, the map is still fun to blast through if you just want to kill tons of monsters in packs.
    • By NuMetalManiak · Posted
      this is a strange wad, with assets similar to Darkest Hour and other Star Wars-themed wads, many of the maps focus on small killings, as most of the maps are actually small. Pinchy's finale sure makes this worth it. oh yeah, quite a few custom stuff was done. the flamethrower marines were quite annoying, while other monsters gained multiple attacks, new ones, it's all so zany. the maps are pretty well done overall and this is worth a try.
    • By Doomkid · Posted
      Okay, I get it, it's a megawad mainly for speedrunners who are intricately familiar with the mechanics of the game down to the nitty-gritty. A series of challenges/obstacles that, for the most part, seem to be possible but are generally ludicrous (and sometimes outright laughable, in a good way).   This was is not a "pile of junk" as a few have said however it's really, really lacking in a lot of ways. I get that the wad is meant to have a fun-and-not-serious tone despite it's overall extreme difficulty but the texturing looks like the insides of a toilet bowl after a Taco Bell buffet. Seriously, these maps are jealous of how beautiful and futuristic maps like UAC_DEAD look. The DWANGO series looks like fucking Ancient Aliens compared to this.   The MIDIs are lighthearted, silly and fun, which adds a layer of appeal for me personally. I loved seeing Patrick Stewart at the intermission too, rofl   I had some fun with this IDCLEVing through the whole wad and giving each map a try or 2 before moving on to the next but I seriously doubt I'll ever be back. The same idea with better texturing and overall taking itself just a tiny bit more seriously would warrant a higher rating. Ass-ugly texturing, silly MIDIs and a silly titlepic/interpic are fun in their own right so don't take me the wrong way but a lot of it crossed into "looks like the authors gave 0 fucks" category and I just have to take points away for that.   Also,   lol wtf is this bullshit is this a terrywad or somethin i mean jeeeezus   Overall, this is worth a peek just for some fun but unless you're a highly skilled speedrunner that also doesn't mind looking into a crapchute map after map, this probably doesn't really have much for you.
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