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JarJar's Last Pinenapple Fritter

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THE STORY OF JARJAR's LAST PINEAPPLE FRITTER- Once upon a night, JarJar was getting tucked in by his husband Tom Hanks. JarJar goes "Why those pineapple fritter's you made me was great!" "Oh thanks Jar!" says Hanks "Theres only one left, you can have it tomorrow morning!" Suddenly, a tear went down JarJar's face. One left? "ONE LEFT?!?!" JarJar got out a pistol and was about to blow his brain out with it when he decided to blow out Hankses brain, and so he did. JarJar then ran to the fridge, took the fritter, and held it in his arms tightly like a little baby "NO ONE will take you away from me, fritter, NO ONE!" JarJar ran out of the house and lived in the woods, wild and free with his beloved Fritter... but sadly it was not meant to be as one day JarJar went to sleep in a burnt car, woke up, and his fritter was missing. Someone stole it. "NOOOOOO!!!" cried JarJar, but don't worry boys and girls, JarJar had aquired a sort of telepathy with the fritter, and JarJar knows that Fritter hasn't been eaten yet, and that its being held captive in the lands of MooMoo. JarJar gathers his strength, assumes the look of a girl, and goes to the land of MooMoo to claim back his last Fritter. Hence FRITTER.WAD

God speed JarJar... god speed, friend.


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That description is enough to warrant a 5

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A legitimately funny and light-hearted jokewad without any annoying or difficult crap. One of the best.

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pretty good jokewad, MULLET POWER is the best idea ever. 4/5

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this will challenge your sanity. Rockets look like Tom Hanks. lol 4/5 -r_rr

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its so absurd, its fun!

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Tom Hanks' face is a rocket, but that's okay. He baas like a sheep when I unleash my rage. The sun is a cacodemon. Everywhere I look there is green, green grass. In the distance I can see a smiling imp who wears the fin of a shark; he seems to be enjoying myself. I have three hands. A fat man flies away from me. Face-eating monkeys consume my brain, and yet it does not hurt. Far from it; I welcome the sensation. I have never performed an eye operation on a living subject before.

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JarJar Binks and Tom Hanks... married. What

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i don't think this is funny at all

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the joke should have been used consequently 2/5

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Lol you guys are like Ren from Ren and Stimpy. YOU IDEOT!!

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Fucking awesome.

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HE DRAWS HIS POWER FROM HIS MULLET!

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Horribly stupid, yet fun

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I laughed while saying how incredibly stupid this WAD was. Enjoyment from the time it took me to run from one end to another. 3/5

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You are a shame to a great name, Tyrian. Pathetic.

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i didnt understanmd the gawem

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if you cant spell 'idiot' then you are an even BIGGER ideot.

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awesome.Especially I like this caco-sun. 5/5, very good jokewad.

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    • By Doomkid · Posted
      Okay, I get it, it's a megawad mainly for speedrunners who are intricately familiar with the mechanics of the game down to the nitty-gritty. A series of challenges/obstacles that, for the most part, seem to be possible but are generally ludicrous (and sometimes outright laughable, in a good way).   This was is not a "pile of junk" as a few have said however it's really, really lacking in a lot of ways. I get that the wad is meant to have a fun-and-not-serious tone despite it's overall extreme difficulty but the texturing looks like the insides of a toilet bowl after a Taco Bell buffet. Seriously, these maps are jealous of how beautiful and futuristic maps like UAC_DEAD look. The DWANGO series looks like fucking Ancient Aliens compared to this.   The MIDIs are lighthearted, silly and fun, which adds a layer of appeal for me personally. I loved seeing Patrick Stewart at the intermission too, rofl   I had some fun with this IDCLEVing through the whole wad and giving each map a try or 2 before moving on to the next but I seriously doubt I'll ever be back. The same idea with better texturing and overall taking itself just a tiny bit more seriously would warrant a higher rating. Ass-ugly texturing, silly MIDIs and a silly titlepic/interpic are fun in their own right so don't take me the wrong way but a lot of it crossed into "looks like the authors gave 0 fucks" category and I just have to take points away for that.   Also,   lol wtf is this bullshit is this a terrywad or somethin i mean jeeeezus   Overall, this is worth a peek just for some fun but unless you're a highly skilled speedrunner that also doesn't mind looking into a crapchute map after map, this probably doesn't really have much for you.
    • By mArt1And00m3r11339 · Posted
      If it were renamed "Garbage Dump," I would have given it a better rating.
    • By StormCatcher.77 · Posted
      A large, but not very prolong map, which is interesting to explore. I liked the author's strategy to place strong weapons in well-protected places. To get them the player need to pass a kind of test. The difficulty depends on the player's luck. It is important not to miss the shotgun at the very beginning, otherwise entangled corridors can lead the player to a situation in which he will be easy prey, left without ammo. Visually, the map looks neat, another good example of using standard textures.
    • By Combinebobnt · Posted
      zombieman killing simulator. Was actually better than I expected though
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