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XASER'S SHiTWADS!

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XASER'S SHiTWADS is a set of ten levels (+1 secret) However, the thing about these levels is that they are all kind of "Joke Maps". Some are old levels that have been "touched up" a little, while some others were made brand-new for the occasion. The "jokes" of the maps vary from level to level. Some are fairly normal (for a while, at least), some have silly ideas behind them, while others are just plain bad (yet in a silly and messed-up kind of way). Anyway, this level set isn't to be taken seriously, so don't start griping about texture mis-alignments and other obvious errors. :P


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level 0 is fun. i give it a four though. like mock, it WAS only funny once.

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Just like with Mock 2, I was surprised by the good gameplay - challenging, extreme in places but do-able without cheating. Some of the maps themselves have pretty good concepts in, and while it's not a patch on Mock 2 it's still one of those rarities - a decent silly wad.

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Funny. I liked it. Anyone who didn't has no sense of humor. --Destroyer

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so fuckin hilarious

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map 6 was borke

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it is really crap, one star for seeing something different

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Some people really cant take a joke, this wad is AWESOME k?

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Nothing spectacular. It lacks the refinement and humor of Xaser's later jokewads, such as Lost Soulsphere and WORSTHUB. 3/5 - Wills

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its "ok"

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Played better, the sprites are nice. Love the smartie sprites.

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Nothing spectacular. It lacks the refinement and humor of Xaser's later jokewads, such as Lost Soulsphere and WORSTHUB. 32/5 - Wills

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Whats so funny about a bunch of poorly made levels? 1/5 stars.

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I'm afraid that mock was funny only once -- Brun Ohn

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R0X0rz, on top. -Moti

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After playing Mock 2, jokewads just don't have the same appeal to me as it did. The thing with constantly dying and not being able to move with retarded sprites and dumb music reminds me way to much of terry's wads.

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Xaser has some real talent as a mapper. It's a shame he wastes it like this.

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  • File Reviews

    • By Erick · Posted
      A pretty straightforward map to run through, packing in tons of enemies in rooms both big and small. Most of the monsters you'll be killing are E1 monsters such as Zombiemen and Imps, so while there isn't much in monster variety, there are plenty of ways to get them to fight each other which I like. It might be better to try and get as many monsters to start attacking at the same time since once you get the Chaingun, not even the groups of Spectres are much of a threat. Overall though, the map is still fun to blast through if you just want to kill tons of monsters in packs.
    • By NuMetalManiak · Posted
      this is a strange wad, with assets similar to Darkest Hour and other Star Wars-themed wads, many of the maps focus on small killings, as most of the maps are actually small. Pinchy's finale sure makes this worth it. oh yeah, quite a few custom stuff was done. the flamethrower marines were quite annoying, while other monsters gained multiple attacks, new ones, it's all so zany. the maps are pretty well done overall and this is worth a try.
    • By Doomkid · Posted
      Okay, I get it, it's a megawad mainly for speedrunners who are intricately familiar with the mechanics of the game down to the nitty-gritty. A series of challenges/obstacles that, for the most part, seem to be possible but are generally ludicrous (and sometimes outright laughable, in a good way).   This was is not a "pile of junk" as a few have said however it's really, really lacking in a lot of ways. I get that the wad is meant to have a fun-and-not-serious tone despite it's overall extreme difficulty but the texturing looks like the insides of a toilet bowl after a Taco Bell buffet. Seriously, these maps are jealous of how beautiful and futuristic maps like UAC_DEAD look. The DWANGO series looks like fucking Ancient Aliens compared to this.   The MIDIs are lighthearted, silly and fun, which adds a layer of appeal for me personally. I loved seeing Patrick Stewart at the intermission too, rofl   I had some fun with this IDCLEVing through the whole wad and giving each map a try or 2 before moving on to the next but I seriously doubt I'll ever be back. The same idea with better texturing and overall taking itself just a tiny bit more seriously would warrant a higher rating. Ass-ugly texturing, silly MIDIs and a silly titlepic/interpic are fun in their own right so don't take me the wrong way but a lot of it crossed into "looks like the authors gave 0 fucks" category and I just have to take points away for that.   Also,   lol wtf is this bullshit is this a terrywad or somethin i mean jeeeezus   Overall, this is worth a peek just for some fun but unless you're a highly skilled speedrunner that also doesn't mind looking into a crapchute map after map, this probably doesn't really have much for you.
    • By mArt1And00m3r11339 · Posted
      If it were renamed "Garbage Dump," I would have given it a better rating.
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