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ASSHOLE!!!

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OMGWTF? IT;S A JJOKEMAP!!! No, seriously. I went and created a stupid map just for the heck of it. It's actually pretty tough, especially because of the Dehacked Patch present in the wad. All the weapons (and some of the monsters) are changed to act very wierd, so be warned. Well, what are you waiting for? Play this now!!! P.S.: The level doesn't actually look like an asshole or anything like that. I just named it that for no real reason, I guess. :P


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I call 5 stars for spider demon cacos and Ultimata BFG9000!

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@ Author: nofi, but did you have used drugs or so when creating this? This is horrible in all aspects: technically, layout, ambiance and gameplay. And playing it did *not* give even the slightest amount of fun, so as a sort-of jokewad it fails horribly too.

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I tend to see alot of "funny" wads by you, so I think you are overdoing it. Make some real levels and not stuff like this "just for the heck of it." I'm interested in seeing your true colors.. or perhaps you are just black and white... The level itse;f is not bad for a jokewad, but I've seen enough in my days. ***

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gimmie a break :P

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wow, this was fucking stupid. i expected better from you Xaser. 0/5

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B out of 5.

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Here we have a good funmap, because the author had many funny ideas like the different, insane rooms with new enemies or the new weapons. Of course the author is insane too, so download it now!

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Utterly worthless and pathetic. Not funny and not clever.

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-_-

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So Fun... :)

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lol imps and cacos. dafuq with the exploding pinkis. XD 5stars

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Poor. It's basically too anarchic to be funny, and like a lot of these wads I got the impression that the author was trying to dodge criticism by making the wad deliberately bad ("it's ironic"). The idea being that, if you didn't like it, then the wad was successful! Pah.

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Not funny.

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Xaser-Make serious wads please, like using my textures :). Dieguy-You sir are a disgrace to the community. Leave and comeback when You're remotely sane-if that's even possible, or just never come back. -NMN

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funner than a lot of "serious" wads

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this level is the zebi

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His wads are funny that's what is so great about his wads.

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art/10

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Not even funny

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Pointless drivel.

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Well made for a spoof WAD. 3 stars

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weaponry 10/10 monsters10/10 annoying traps and holes 10/10 loved the demon staircase section the bfg is finally represented correctly,

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Yah!, what the last 4 reviewers said! 0/5 LOL

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  • File Reviews

    • By guitardz · Posted
      Some very cool techbases with a nice texture set and pallette.  The music is pretty epic.  And it all runs in vanilla! (Or so it is said, I played it in GZDoom)
    • By Philnemba · Posted
      I honestly can't believe that this whole megawad is 100% vanilla compatible and its only the first of THREE episodic megawads! Esselfortium and her team of creative energetic mappers has done an amazing job from the unique texture set, the music, the maps & even the tweaked color palette that fits the mood of the whole thing.    100% highly recommended! 5/5 
    • By Erick · Posted
      A pretty straightforward map to run through, packing in tons of enemies in rooms both big and small. Most of the monsters you'll be killing are E1 monsters such as Zombiemen and Imps, so while there isn't much in monster variety, there are plenty of ways to get them to fight each other which I like. It might be better to try and get as many monsters to start attacking at the same time since once you get the Chaingun, not even the groups of Spectres are much of a threat. Overall though, the map is still fun to blast through if you just want to kill tons of monsters in packs.
    • By NuMetalManiak · Posted
      this is a strange wad, with assets similar to Darkest Hour and other Star Wars-themed wads, many of the maps focus on small killings, as most of the maps are actually small. Pinchy's finale sure makes this worth it. oh yeah, quite a few custom stuff was done. the flamethrower marines were quite annoying, while other monsters gained multiple attacks, new ones, it's all so zany. the maps are pretty well done overall and this is worth a try.
    • By Doomkid · Posted
      Okay, I get it, it's a megawad mainly for speedrunners who are intricately familiar with the mechanics of the game down to the nitty-gritty. A series of challenges/obstacles that, for the most part, seem to be possible but are generally ludicrous (and sometimes outright laughable, in a good way).   This was is not a "pile of junk" as a few have said however it's really, really lacking in a lot of ways. I get that the wad is meant to have a fun-and-not-serious tone despite it's overall extreme difficulty but the texturing looks like the insides of a toilet bowl after a Taco Bell buffet. Seriously, these maps are jealous of how beautiful and futuristic maps like UAC_DEAD look. The DWANGO series looks like fucking Ancient Aliens compared to this.   The MIDIs are lighthearted, silly and fun, which adds a layer of appeal for me personally. I loved seeing Patrick Stewart at the intermission too, rofl   I had some fun with this IDCLEVing through the whole wad and giving each map a try or 2 before moving on to the next but I seriously doubt I'll ever be back. The same idea with better texturing and overall taking itself just a tiny bit more seriously would warrant a higher rating. Ass-ugly texturing, silly MIDIs and a silly titlepic/interpic are fun in their own right so don't take me the wrong way but a lot of it crossed into "looks like the authors gave 0 fucks" category and I just have to take points away for that.   Also,   lol wtf is this bullshit is this a terrywad or somethin i mean jeeeezus   Overall, this is worth a peek just for some fun but unless you're a highly skilled speedrunner that also doesn't mind looking into a crapchute map after map, this probably doesn't really have much for you.
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