Sadhus Chauffeur Trio

even the girl monster sucks. the x-rated maps are even better by either maps or images. *shrugs* ~0/5

Sort-of troll wad with plain childish new textures and sprites, created by an author considering HOMs as a must-have for any level. As this mapset doesn't have even the slightest piece of architecture, texture use, ambiance and gameplay, the most worrying of this all is the amount of idiot 5* votes, which makes perfectly clear that DoomWorld definitely needs a separate section for reviewers who cannot take the responsibility belonging to their right to vote.

moar brutal than bruatl dmo, lol

Shiiiiiit.

This was about as fun as being fucked in the asshole by a circus midget. Also an awesome demonstration of how much a great game can be totally ruined and turned into a grotesque visual and aural cacophony. 0/5 -Maes

Game Dalek sez: O-ffic-all-ly......DIS-APP-OIN-TED! EXX-TER-MIN-AIIIIIITE!

I am 27 at the time of writing this, but absolutely love the 'distilled shit' comment. some days younger folks let me down, but this is truly not one of those days.

I load the 2nd level and I die. :P

5 stars from me - and no I am not the author nor did he pay me to rate this. I mean, this level is so bad its good!

not being able to move is hardly a small bug. more like a FUCKIN HUGE ONE!!!!!!!

dog shit + UACMN.wad + wow.wad = THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT! VOMIT! - Dark Demon

The most horrible thing I've ever played. 0/5

A timeless classic of Doom level design, gameplay, and modding. It's obvious the creator worked very hard on this. If there were ever an archive made full of only Doom projects considered absolute must-preserve classics this would be my first pick.

This is terrible. 5/5

I wish I could nullify my previous review and vote, for only now I understand how great this is. Great in showing how BAD...and I mean BAAAAD Doom can become. It will make you reconsider your life's values, nonetheless. 5/5 -Maes

No moving with use of the deh file. Without deh moving possible in zdoom; sick sprites, sounds from SuperMario and what the hell ever. If you need a brainwash play it if not avoid it. (Level design is crap b.t.w..)

o...my....gawd...... i played this till like lev3 or 4 i dont remember...but i do remember waking up about 25min later on the floor in a pool of my own vomit... hey, when people say its bad, well, u'll have to play it to see how gawd-awful it is... -AgentOrange-

haha. Doomers are clearly divided over this 'masterpiece' I myself was generous and gave 0 stars. pritch

I absolutely LOVE the trees 5/5

Best thirty minutes I've ever spent. Too bad I made a level similar to MAP11 about a year ago, but I never released it. -deathz0r

oh god wtf 0/5

"Base: ... shapeshiter" seems just about right. This must have been made by an eleven-year-old boy between masturbation sessions. Awful in every way; levels are mostly single rooms, sprites lack key frames. Yet another conversion that involves shooting women, presumably because the author gets a sexual thrill out of it. Must have taken some time to do, which is the saddest thing of all.

Distilled shit. Avoid at all costs. I tried it in both Eternity and ZDoom and couldn't even fucking move. The levels must've taken all of 90 seconds to make.

It's so awesome i am giving it 0/5.

This was so crappy that it was actually funny. It is full of bugs, crappy texturing, just to name a few. But all in all I LOL'd at this episode. OMG, it was hilarious! - 1/5