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Misty

  

Funniest thing that you can't use this map for rebuilds and I'm pretty sure email adress isn't working anymore to ask permission. Talking about map,  shovelware wads had more energy and soul included in them. 

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Doomkid

  

I miss being able to give 0 stars

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geo

· Edited by geo

  

* Comes into the room with a bat while panting * Guys I got here as fast as I could to further bash this level into oblivion! Bjarne is what I would call a "rat's maze" as in you are a rat in a maze of narrow paths looking for the way out. In this particular case, with it being so brown, I assume Bjarne means sewer rat maze in Swedish.

 

There are no courtyards, no height differences, no cover, no wide hallways, its just a gauntlet of chain gunners, pinkies, cacos and revenants. Since the hallways are so cramped, some of the enemies will kill one another to get to you.

 

I managed to transport into an area with a broken door, so there was no way to get out of the transporter. Push the face button, it would shift up slightly and that's about it. I assume its one of those use once and destroy, but I was stuck several times and even idclipping my way through lead me in a circle back to the same transporter.

 

Is it bad? Yes. Terrible, no. Skip it unless you want to see a map that spells its own name.

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mrthejoshmon

  

It's flat and ugly.

 

The map layout is just the title spelt out and the gameplay is remarkably empty and vapid.

Also, why is this ZDoom exactly? Couldn't tell you myself.

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Skullguy

  
meh

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Guest

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what a stupid-ass wad

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Guest

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Just why the fuck did you make it for ZDoom? "Still Underdetailed if thats still a bug!" - No, YOU'RE a bug... -ellmo

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Guest

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This is obviously a level that inspires great passion amongst fans of Doom. It's a small mazey map in the shape of the name BJARNE, with a smiley face over the J. The concept is a throwback to the early days of Doom. The level is very simplistic, although it's playable as a two-minute blast, and certainly doesn't deserve the bashing above. It's basically a very simplistic straight map rather than a novelty joke e.g. the Gamarra/Ruba levels.

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Guest

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I guess this isn't about the one and only Bjarne Stroustrup....

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Guest

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"Authors may NOT use this level as a ba..." ...Thank God.

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Guest

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Holy SHIT you suck at mapping. THIS IS PATHETIC, MAP FOR FUCKING WOLFENSTEIN, MAYBE THEN YOU'D CREATE SOMETHING HALFWAY PLAYABLE.

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Oh yeah. Its that bad. But no one was born walking or singing or being able to do math mentally. We all learn through trial and error. So criticisms arent out of place but I not going to say how bad this map is, instead I encourage the author to do it again. He will improve!!!

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Guest

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To the above reviewer: I doubt it. Bjarne has released several maps already, and shows no sign of rising from his place at the bottom of the Doom mappers cesspit.

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Snakes

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Yep, it sucks. Flat, cramped and totally uninteresting. Credit for having at least some sort of idea behind the pathetic approach, though.

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  • File Reviews

    • By guitardz · Posted
      Some very cool techbases with a nice texture set and pallette.  The music is pretty epic.  And it all runs in vanilla! (Or so it is said, I played it in GZDoom)
    • By Philnemba · Posted
      I honestly can't believe that this whole megawad is 100% vanilla compatible and its only the first of THREE episodic megawads! Esselfortium and her team of creative energetic mappers has done an amazing job from the unique texture set, the music, the maps & even the tweaked color palette that fits the mood of the whole thing.    100% highly recommended! 5/5 
    • By Erick · Posted
      A pretty straightforward map to run through, packing in tons of enemies in rooms both big and small. Most of the monsters you'll be killing are E1 monsters such as Zombiemen and Imps, so while there isn't much in monster variety, there are plenty of ways to get them to fight each other which I like. It might be better to try and get as many monsters to start attacking at the same time since once you get the Chaingun, not even the groups of Spectres are much of a threat. Overall though, the map is still fun to blast through if you just want to kill tons of monsters in packs.
    • By NuMetalManiak · Posted
      this is a strange wad, with assets similar to Darkest Hour and other Star Wars-themed wads, many of the maps focus on small killings, as most of the maps are actually small. Pinchy's finale sure makes this worth it. oh yeah, quite a few custom stuff was done. the flamethrower marines were quite annoying, while other monsters gained multiple attacks, new ones, it's all so zany. the maps are pretty well done overall and this is worth a try.
    • By Doomkid · Posted
      Okay, I get it, it's a megawad mainly for speedrunners who are intricately familiar with the mechanics of the game down to the nitty-gritty. A series of challenges/obstacles that, for the most part, seem to be possible but are generally ludicrous (and sometimes outright laughable, in a good way).   This was is not a "pile of junk" as a few have said however it's really, really lacking in a lot of ways. I get that the wad is meant to have a fun-and-not-serious tone despite it's overall extreme difficulty but the texturing looks like the insides of a toilet bowl after a Taco Bell buffet. Seriously, these maps are jealous of how beautiful and futuristic maps like UAC_DEAD look. The DWANGO series looks like fucking Ancient Aliens compared to this.   The MIDIs are lighthearted, silly and fun, which adds a layer of appeal for me personally. I loved seeing Patrick Stewart at the intermission too, rofl   I had some fun with this IDCLEVing through the whole wad and giving each map a try or 2 before moving on to the next but I seriously doubt I'll ever be back. The same idea with better texturing and overall taking itself just a tiny bit more seriously would warrant a higher rating. Ass-ugly texturing, silly MIDIs and a silly titlepic/interpic are fun in their own right so don't take me the wrong way but a lot of it crossed into "looks like the authors gave 0 fucks" category and I just have to take points away for that.   Also,   lol wtf is this bullshit is this a terrywad or somethin i mean jeeeezus   Overall, this is worth a peek just for some fun but unless you're a highly skilled speedrunner that also doesn't mind looking into a crapchute map after map, this probably doesn't really have much for you.
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