The Archives Are Doomed: Gold Edition!

At least it's not a terry wad or something put out by a certain conceited idiot who thinks he's popular.

Wills is the God of Jokewads 4/5

oh i get it its a crappy joke wads about how crappy joke wads are! how deliciously novel!

Pfft. I have no idea how the author did it. but he got me to play a bunch of the most retarded maps ever hit the eyes of human beings... 5/5

wtf it crashed when i defeated the fianal boss ( tried to) otherwise its very good

Actually this wad made me wet my pants. Level 3 is awesome, my favourite map off all time. Overall this gets 4/5. -Dqey

"Wills is the God of Jokewads" - that's a dubious honour if ever there was one. 0/5

I am not depressed, nor jealous, nor a teenager, but I give this 0/5. Really, making or raving about a wad like this can only come through being jaded with Doom as a whole. Those who still like the game itself find ample pleasure in wads that make use of the game's strengths, rather than indulging in this type of "community" wankfest. Did I mention I dislike this type of wad?

Why do I have the doubt that the author is continously giving himself 5 stars? I seriously don't find an answer why this huge piece of catshit has so many good votes. Btw, this wad does really suck balls. 0/5

All of the new levels are amusing, and everything else is just as good. 5/5

'Tis a fun little jokewad, with its share of "crap" and other assorted oddities. (Wading through the pile of slippery liquid in the "porn" level was...uh...it elicited a "das nasty" from me.) The boss battle against the large Imp (God) was pretty amusing. Overall, a good mapset that knows what it's parodying. 4/5

wtf is this shit

Just as bad as the original, so 0.

the first one was really good, but this is one is like to die from laughing so hard. this is one of those jokewads that go down in history like mock 2, killing adventure and deathzOr online. 5/5, 10/5 if i could.

It's a jokewad; you love it or hate it. I love it. 5/5

this is a good wad.

"A re-release of The Archives Are Doomed (T.A.R.D.) with a bunch of new features, and just in time for the Cacowards 2006." If Kaiser doesn't release "TCIF" soon you just might win. 4/5

well, he has four days. i don't see it happenin anytime soon so maybe so. 4/5

Poor wills, this wad didn't win a cacoward. But, good thing you made HNTBS. Heh.

Wills, your'e a fuckking genious. This wad is an absolute Cacowad material. Please, make more wads. 5/5 -Moti

The new levels are awesome, especially the train level with the Jarre train music in the BG. The final level is funny and not to mention the school map. 5/5 -PC

well i liked only a few levels the rest was like playing gamarra oooooooooo almost forget joke wads are getting really stuiped pepole should stop makeing this wads stop makeing them !!!!!!!!!!111

This is a re-release of a levelset that came out in October. As before, it's a mixture of parodies and odd ideas. The jokes aren't funny but the odd ideas are sometimes clever. I enjoyed the references to wow.wad and The Sky May Be, although it seems odd to parody a parody. The original was amusing but like all novelties it doesn't have any replay value at all, even with new bits, so I'm giving this a lower mark. I'm not a personal friend of the author; I've never met him.

Does Jb ever make any good reviews? Anyways this deserves 5 stars, I hate people who are always like OMFG THIS WAD IS DIFFERANT FROM THE THOUSANDS OF OTHERS SO LETZ SHOOT IT DOWN. There needs to be some variety, especially when a snazzy and hip wad like this one comes along. 5 stars

Its like a monkey with a hangover shot up heroin and buttfucked Courtney Love, and this is what was leftover. I'd rather play with myself and think about the first sentence I wrote than play this again. 1/5