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Doomguy's pimp ventures.

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You find yourself in a cheap motel room in the middle of nowhere. Suddenly, you realize you're not alone...


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dg93

  
Sexy cyber ass FTW

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WHAT THE HELL MAN ! this is Gay af!

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The best qnopgeqpgqjeigpoqege q

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Tritnew

  
A very tragic love story, that would out beat Titanic any day! 5/5 Chicken Mcnuggets.

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What is this? Well, two rooms, one stuck and inactive cybie, and some stupid textures. Draw your own conclusions...

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You guessed it! Blerg!

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This makes no sense what are you supposed to do in this map.

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The precursor to a wonderful WAD, Respect.

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A joke is never funnier the second time it's told. 1/5 --Woolie

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5 because wtf

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drollic 3.5/5

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Wow, I found that waaaay more entertaining than I think I should have.

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This is a simulation of a suburban brothel. You have to berzerk punch a stationary cyberdemon that moans orgasmically until it dies, although you can also just flick the exit switch and leave. The level consists of a bedroom and a toilet and an exit switch; one of the wall patches is a nude drawing of Lum from Urusei Yatsura, so this should really be in the XXX directory. The music is a europop version of Pachelbel's Canon.

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Is this supposed to be funny? 0/5

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Spank that cyberdemon! ITs been a bad demon! Gets 5 stars for hilarity.

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Funny, but impse will always be king. 4/5

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So, this is the WAD that started it all. I really enjoyed playing this one! 5/5 -r_rr

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BEST WAD EVAR

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No, r_rr, this is the wad that started it again. i give it 4 for the cybie punching, and 5 for teh hentai (+ the toilet).

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5 stars. Oh wait, Lum? Anime character? Anime?! -1 star for stupid chinese animation. 4/5.

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So, impse is dead and now there's cyberse? It has no point, but eh... whatever. 3/5 -Moti

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Only second part is good. Third and 3.5 are a funny, but only a bit. 1/5

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No, just no, just plain no no. All this Doom Guy's pump ventures needs to go away. 0/5 for all of them!

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Do we need 'pimp' stuff in Doom? 0/5

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Brilliant! *****

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    • By Chipchase · Posted
      I guess this was meant to be a serious wad, just using a trick to make the C-Demon hard to see. I don't think it was a deliberate troll of the style that caught on later, eg Sand Chain and the Terry wads. IMHO it nowhere near holds the record for "worst wad ever" (even if it did once) so it is now "over-rated" in that respect. There are wads where you die quicker (eg "Stupid Benchmark #1"), and wads with worse graphics( eg "Sand Chain").  TBH, after all the hype I was a bit disappointed, I was expecting worse LoL.  
    • By NuMetalManiak · Posted
      Doomers these days have varying levels of patience. I know I have some of the worst when it comes to quickly finishing areas and moving on, which is why I prefer shorter levels most of the time. this particular map, a Maximum Doom map by the way, is one that completely tested my patience.   this is 8 levels long, from E1M1 to E1M8, and is sort of a proto-slaughtermap episode replacement. every map here has at least 200 monsters, and the layouts of each say that they are compact in size. so the action would be pretty good and fun right?   WRONG   while it's fun to kill all these enemies, this is honestly horribly balanced. on the first level, you only really get a shotgun and a chaingun, and it took me a while to get just one armor too. is that the worst part? I can actually enjoy the challenge of such a gameplay scenario so no. what's problematic about each and every level in this wad is that when you're not killing enemies, you're just sort of fucking around. in other words, you're switch hunting. but this is the worst kind due to lifts that have zero indications that they are lifts, as well as switches that have zero indication of what they did. not to mention some walls are triggers, when they really don't have any indication that they really do anything. oh yes, and mandatory secrets and backtracking. I would like the combat more if it gave more weapons too, not one plasma gun or BFG in sight, and all that backtracking just...fucking...headdesk. there's no reliable way to even speedrun this, to the point where I wonder if the author ever realized that other's would tire the fuck out over it. "these are the easy ones" this has all the hallmarks of a bad Maximum Doom map.   it's amazing how varied my Maximum Doom experience is so far. there are some really fun maps, mediocre but quick maps, and some long and nasty ones. I'm honestly trying to avoid reviewing any maps from there but i'll make an exception for this particular one since it's just unbelievably bad.
    • By Chipchase · Posted
      Pointless crap.  A small yard, empty except for a futuristic shotgun. No monsters and no exit. See my screenshot and you've seen it all.  
    • By Doomkid · Posted
      Classic funny little skin, still used in servers to this day so I think it deserves some love.   I like that the voice clip says “WHERE ARE A MY PANTS?”
    • By Chipchase · Posted
      More an exercise in 3-d artwork than a game. Just someone's bedroom with a HK in a tiny lobby outside the door, and a Caco in a tiny yard outside the window. A BFG and Invisibilty Sphere are also in the yard but you can't get out there. I think the name is a clue - maybe this was the start of a bigger level, then abandoned. He ought to have allowed it as a base for development.
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