Archive Maintainer :
Advanced engine needed : ZDoom 2.1.7
Primary purpose : Single Play
Title : Nucking Futs!!
Filename : nuckfuts.wad
Release date : Tomorrow (See "Build Time")
Author : Wills
Email Address : email@example.com
Other Files By Author : Oh gee, where to begin. Catharsis, Death of an Emo, The Archives Are Doomed (both editions), Untitled, Weirdo Bizarre, Giulio Galassi Must Die, How Not To Be Seen, Attack of the Doomworld - oops, I haven't released that one yet. ;)
Misc. Author Info : Sometimes I look at what I make and think, "What the hell was I smoking?"
Description : *insert description here* is so cliche, yno.
Story : Okay, so you've met up with this egotistical bastard who claims he's a 'mapper' of some sort. Thing is, he won't stop bothering you, which is a shame since he has complete conrol over your universe. You have no choice but to do what he says. But as he sends you on quests that get more and more retarded, you notice he's not quite right in the head. You've got to get out of here...
Additional Credits to : Lysergic acid diethylamide, for inspiration in my times of creative fallowness.
* What is included *
New levels : Uh, thirteen... ish. I think.
Sounds : No
Music : Hell yes! Music I made by the sweat of my brow, and some other songs.
Graphics : Yes
Dehacked/BEX Patch : No
Demos : No
Other : Yes
Other files required : Latest Zdoom
My Minuet Is Very Long : Cruel regulators
* Play Information *
Game : DOOM2
Map # : MAP01 - MAP04, then it gets pretty fucked up from there.
Single Player : Designed for
Cooperative 2-4 Player : No
Deathmatch 2-4 Player : No
Catch The Chicken 2-4 Player : No
Dumbfuck Match 4%5 - QF² Player : Forks only, aces long
Other game styles : Speedrun?
Difficulty Settings : Eh
Sombreros : Plenty of 'em! Wait... hold on a sec... no. Sorry.
* Construction *
Base : Straight from the wrinkles of the grey lump in my head!
Tech Bases : Two
Build Time : Negative infinity picoseconds. Which means I finished it tomorrow.
Editor(s) used : Doombuilder, XWE, Paint, ModPlug
Known Bugs : Nothing not intentional.
May Not Run With... :Allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
Trash compactors, juice extractors, shower rods and water meters
Walkie-talkies, copper wires, safety goggles, radial tires
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
Metal roofing, waterproofing, multi-purpose insulation
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
Tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
Copyright / Permissions *
Do whatever you want, except you can't do anything with it.
* Where to get the file that this text file describes *
The Usual: ftp://archives.3dgamers.com/pub/idgames/ and mirrors
Web sites: http://www.doomworld.com/idgames
FTP sites: Fat chance
* A Note To Players *
I know lots of people don't like jokewads. If you don't, don't play this, as it's
very likely to not change your opinion.
This is a very experimental jokewad and not for all people. I've made this for
my own enjoyment, and if you don't like it then tough luck. If you're disappointed
and were expecting something better for my next jokewad, I'll just tell you that
something big is coming along soon. ;)