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A Gamarra tribute: Gamarra's destiny

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You play as Gamarra, the master 1337 Doom mapper. You have been invited by the master 1337 newstuff reviewers who (so they said) want to praise you for your mad mapping sk1llz.


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stupid unfunny "joke-wad". 0/5

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How can Maes get any gayer than his avatar you ask? By almost literally sucking GG's pindick through making a level to defend him, that's how! 0/5 just in case you were wondering if it was light-hearted sarcasm.

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it's stupid just like every other "jokewad" in the /idgames archives. 0/5

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ok, we get Maes. you're butt-buddies with GG. could you please stfu an stop making shitty wads?

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unfunny garbage.

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I think the author has a point: most jokewads get "reviews" like "ZOMG LOL" or "ROFL LMAO this si teh fail" or "g3t 4 l1f3", and perhaps that's what he expected, too. Instead, most people posted unusually serious comments on this one, quite unexpected considering this is a deliberately bad wad, a.k.a. "jokewad" and literally screams it from the title and first room.

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ms paint? already know it sucks right there, and its short and the map was overrall gay.

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The man who made this is a genius. That's *exactly* what all these Gamarra-Wills rants are all about. 5/5

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This is a novelty joke level that is a spin-off of the ongoing, unstoppable Gamarra industry. It's really only a couple of rooms long; the joke is that you are quickly teleported in front of a trio of cyberdemons, who kill you - unless you turn around and flick the exit switch. It's a spiritual sequel to "Giulio Galassi Must Die", although in this case the twitch of the death nerve is ascribed by the author to others. The Doom equivalent of "Roxanne's Revenge".

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Of all the bitchy, attention-whoring, and utterly retarded users on the Doom Forums (highlights being GG, CJwright79, & Ceeb), only Maes is enough of an absolutely hyperexciteable 13-year-old with one of the worst cases of assburgers in the history of the internet to actually defend a mapper more mentally deficient than Terry, and dumb enough to do it under his actual username and without any note of even subtle sarcasm to show us he may not be as retarded as he looks.

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^Agreed, except for the part where you said, "more mentally deficient than Terry." No one can be so mentally deficient that they constantly have ass-rape on their mind. I'd say Terry takes the cake.

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Maes haters are jealous douchebags, this is a funny jokewad. 3/5

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-.- 0/5

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This was funny and pretty neat for 30 minutes worth of work. Also whoever wrote that Maes is a hyperexcitable 13-year-old never actually saw anything else from Maes. Or is jealous of his sexy DoomWorld avatar. 5 outta 5 -TomoAlien

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Ah people need to get their heads out of their asses and enjoy a good joke. 5/5

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I didn't know maps shittier than Gamarra could exist. I'm proven wrong, VERY VERY wrong. To the reviewer who thinks its made in 1990, not even a 1960'er would make shit like this, and back then WOLD3D didn't even exist.

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I can't tell if this is a jokewad or some retard trying to follow the fucked up skillz of GG.

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From the author: I'm surprised many people didn't get the basic premise behind this map: it's a joke/parody "Gammara tribute" so it's deliberately made to look like a Gamarra map: bland, 1994-ish, and with MS-Paint walls and title/credit pics. I mean c'mon what did you expect, perfect texture alignment and great gameplay? :-D 1/5

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crap

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Yes, a level from the few memebers who actually like, praise, and defend GG; the level is apparently an exaggeration of how the gamarra levels are received by the critics and put in a way that implies the pitiful GG is being beaten into the dirt for no humane reason because other than the critics are assholes (when by all reputable accounts his e-punishment is certainly justified and the critics are making a valiant effort). That should account for why this has 4 white stars.

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I think Maes' community standing should have gone down way earlier than when this was released. Sucking Glassyman's pen0r is a definite no-no.

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Satire is always nice, I can't give it a five, nor can I give it a direct zero because that wouldn't be right.

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I want my two minutes back damnit 0/5 -DD

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This is gayer than your random video game name generator, maes.

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Maes, maybe people are sick of all these so called jokewads. There a waste of server space and downloading is a guaranteed waste of ones life. 0/5

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    • By guitardz · Posted
      Some very cool techbases with a nice texture set and pallette.  The music is pretty epic.  And it all runs in vanilla! (Or so it is said, I played it in GZDoom)
    • By Philnemba · Posted
      I honestly can't believe that this whole megawad is 100% vanilla compatible and its only the first of THREE episodic megawads! Esselfortium and her team of creative energetic mappers has done an amazing job from the unique texture set, the music, the maps & even the tweaked color palette that fits the mood of the whole thing.    100% highly recommended! 5/5 
    • By Erick · Posted
      A pretty straightforward map to run through, packing in tons of enemies in rooms both big and small. Most of the monsters you'll be killing are E1 monsters such as Zombiemen and Imps, so while there isn't much in monster variety, there are plenty of ways to get them to fight each other which I like. It might be better to try and get as many monsters to start attacking at the same time since once you get the Chaingun, not even the groups of Spectres are much of a threat. Overall though, the map is still fun to blast through if you just want to kill tons of monsters in packs.
    • By NuMetalManiak · Posted
      this is a strange wad, with assets similar to Darkest Hour and other Star Wars-themed wads, many of the maps focus on small killings, as most of the maps are actually small. Pinchy's finale sure makes this worth it. oh yeah, quite a few custom stuff was done. the flamethrower marines were quite annoying, while other monsters gained multiple attacks, new ones, it's all so zany. the maps are pretty well done overall and this is worth a try.
    • By Doomkid · Posted
      Okay, I get it, it's a megawad mainly for speedrunners who are intricately familiar with the mechanics of the game down to the nitty-gritty. A series of challenges/obstacles that, for the most part, seem to be possible but are generally ludicrous (and sometimes outright laughable, in a good way).   This was is not a "pile of junk" as a few have said however it's really, really lacking in a lot of ways. I get that the wad is meant to have a fun-and-not-serious tone despite it's overall extreme difficulty but the texturing looks like the insides of a toilet bowl after a Taco Bell buffet. Seriously, these maps are jealous of how beautiful and futuristic maps like UAC_DEAD look. The DWANGO series looks like fucking Ancient Aliens compared to this.   The MIDIs are lighthearted, silly and fun, which adds a layer of appeal for me personally. I loved seeing Patrick Stewart at the intermission too, rofl   I had some fun with this IDCLEVing through the whole wad and giving each map a try or 2 before moving on to the next but I seriously doubt I'll ever be back. The same idea with better texturing and overall taking itself just a tiny bit more seriously would warrant a higher rating. Ass-ugly texturing, silly MIDIs and a silly titlepic/interpic are fun in their own right so don't take me the wrong way but a lot of it crossed into "looks like the authors gave 0 fucks" category and I just have to take points away for that.   Also,   lol wtf is this bullshit is this a terrywad or somethin i mean jeeeezus   Overall, this is worth a peek just for some fun but unless you're a highly skilled speedrunner that also doesn't mind looking into a crapchute map after map, this probably doesn't really have much for you.
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