A Gamarra tribute: Gamarra's destiny

stupid unfunny "joke-wad". 0/5

How can Maes get any gayer than his avatar you ask? By almost literally sucking GG's pindick through making a level to defend him, that's how! 0/5 just in case you were wondering if it was light-hearted sarcasm.

it's stupid just like every other "jokewad" in the /idgames archives. 0/5

ok, we get Maes. you're butt-buddies with GG. could you please stfu an stop making shitty wads?

unfunny garbage.

I think the author has a point: most jokewads get "reviews" like "ZOMG LOL" or "ROFL LMAO this si teh fail" or "g3t 4 l1f3", and perhaps that's what he expected, too. Instead, most people posted unusually serious comments on this one, quite unexpected considering this is a deliberately bad wad, a.k.a. "jokewad" and literally screams it from the title and first room.

ms paint? already know it sucks right there, and its short and the map was overrall gay.

The man who made this is a genius. That's *exactly* what all these Gamarra-Wills rants are all about. 5/5

This is a novelty joke level that is a spin-off of the ongoing, unstoppable Gamarra industry. It's really only a couple of rooms long; the joke is that you are quickly teleported in front of a trio of cyberdemons, who kill you - unless you turn around and flick the exit switch. It's a spiritual sequel to "Giulio Galassi Must Die", although in this case the twitch of the death nerve is ascribed by the author to others. The Doom equivalent of "Roxanne's Revenge".

Of all the bitchy, attention-whoring, and utterly retarded users on the Doom Forums (highlights being GG, CJwright79, & Ceeb), only Maes is enough of an absolutely hyperexciteable 13-year-old with one of the worst cases of assburgers in the history of the internet to actually defend a mapper more mentally deficient than Terry, and dumb enough to do it under his actual username and without any note of even subtle sarcasm to show us he may not be as retarded as he looks.

^Agreed, except for the part where you said, "more mentally deficient than Terry." No one can be so mentally deficient that they constantly have ass-rape on their mind. I'd say Terry takes the cake.

Maes haters are jealous douchebags, this is a funny jokewad. 3/5

-.- 0/5

This was funny and pretty neat for 30 minutes worth of work. Also whoever wrote that Maes is a hyperexcitable 13-year-old never actually saw anything else from Maes. Or is jealous of his sexy DoomWorld avatar. 5 outta 5 -TomoAlien

Ah people need to get their heads out of their asses and enjoy a good joke. 5/5

I didn't know maps shittier than Gamarra could exist. I'm proven wrong, VERY VERY wrong. To the reviewer who thinks its made in 1990, not even a 1960'er would make shit like this, and back then WOLD3D didn't even exist.

I can't tell if this is a jokewad or some retard trying to follow the fucked up skillz of GG.

From the author: I'm surprised many people didn't get the basic premise behind this map: it's a joke/parody "Gammara tribute" so it's deliberately made to look like a Gamarra map: bland, 1994-ish, and with MS-Paint walls and title/credit pics. I mean c'mon what did you expect, perfect texture alignment and great gameplay? :-D 1/5

crap

Yes, a level from the few memebers who actually like, praise, and defend GG; the level is apparently an exaggeration of how the gamarra levels are received by the critics and put in a way that implies the pitiful GG is being beaten into the dirt for no humane reason because other than the critics are assholes (when by all reputable accounts his e-punishment is certainly justified and the critics are making a valiant effort). That should account for why this has 4 white stars.

I think Maes' community standing should have gone down way earlier than when this was released. Sucking Glassyman's pen0r is a definite no-no.

Satire is always nice, I can't give it a five, nor can I give it a direct zero because that wouldn't be right.

I want my two minutes back damnit 0/5 -DD

This is gayer than your random video game name generator, maes.

Maes, maybe people are sick of all these so called jokewads. There a waste of server space and downloading is a guaranteed waste of ones life. 0/5