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MASTURBATION MAGAZINE 1

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Dis NOT a jokewad! Dis four AKSHUN PAKKED mapz wif 90S DETAIL. Lots of FAST PACED AKSHUN!!! PISTOL STARTS only!!11!!11!!ONElawl


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not so bad, reminds some of that zdaemon coop megawad, and got goran bregovìch for bgm! 3 stars overall. Daimon

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riveting! a must-read. 5/5

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Lots of carnage! Pretty straight forward, little too hard, but I loved it.

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MAP01 is nice; the others weren't great IMO, but not bad, either.

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"Dis" is not a jokewad, or a good wad for that matter. 0 stars

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This is the first un-graphically-modif ied doom wad that i actually sat through and played. Awesome.

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More Pr0n then all the internets combined if it were occupied by only pR0n. 3 Starz.

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it's okay, i mean for a level, but if you are going to smog a screen with porn, then why make a map that has nothing to do with it 2/5

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Much fun

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The moronic txt alone gets this a 0/5.

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Dis NOT a jokewad!. Dis four AKSHUN PAKKED mapz wif 90S DETAIL. Lots of FAST PACED AKSHUN!!!. Dis shite iz impuzzable coz it iz from da Eastside!, Aiii Respek! 2/5 -PC

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This WAD has been quality tested by me. There's none batter that I know. -Maes

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I don't know what's wrong with those two guys above, giving trash votes because of the obviously joke readme? This is actually a pretty fun wad to play with emphasis on gameplay rather than detail.

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lol nice demos especially takelol

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Put simply, bland HR-style maps. Nothing really that stands out about this, excluding the mildly pornographic titlepic. Gameplay is ok, with plenty of ammo for HR-style, but it's easy to get infighting going in some areas. Overall, worth a play if you don't mind some mindless monster bashing, 3 stars.

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What the fuck is this shit?

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Four map from October 2007. They tend to be bland and dull, pitting you against hundreds of monsters in a series of undetailed environments. There's a certain enjoyment to be had from the carnage, but it wears off quickly. Map02 is visually striking in GZDoom (looks a bit naff in JDoom), Map03 has a good archvile fight at the end, Map04 is bog-standard 1995. It all feels like an amateur mapset that's dressed in quasi-novelty clothing to disarm criticism.

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    • By Yura04kizel · Posted
      Laggy hell with 32k monsters and too much invulnerability spheres. Just... total vomit.
    • By Chipchase · Posted
      Insanity, with voodoo dolls (see second screenshot).  I get the idea of a shooting gallery if that rocks your boat, but 6000 monsters behind railings- as far as the eye can see, FFS! My PC crawled when I looked towards the invuln spheres (someone said 32 k of them and you can't avoid picking up thousands at a time). In the end I cheated with god mode and no-clipping, and waded in among the chaingunners until I got bored.  
    • By Chipchase · Posted
      Simple, clearly a first wad.  All on the flat with big, brightly lit, and architecturally implausible rooms. The first map has two rooms, the second map one, and the third map one plus a kind of exit lobby. You can do one of two things - just run past the monsters and finish (I did it in 35 seconds), or have a bit of fun killing the monsters first. No noticable bugs. I hope the author will go on (or went on) to greater things.
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