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SURVIVAL OF THE WINNEST

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Thought 1024x1024 was bad? Try 512x512! This nightmare will leave you wondering how you will ever manage to escape...if you dare!!


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LOL, someone gives this continually 5 stars. What a noob, it doesn't prevent us from deleting this shit from our PCs :-P !

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Whoever thought this was superb is probably an idiot who's never played a quality map before. This is NOT an example of a quality map. 0/5

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SUPERB! 5/5

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Trash indeed. There is no way this was created by anyone with an I.Q. above 30. The author 'claims' he is a school teacher - I doubt it somehow. A well deserved 0/5

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Troll wad with horrible "music".

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This is your textbook example of fail. A must have for any remotely serious aspiring mapper for learning what NOT to do

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On the other hand, I wholeheartedly believe the author is a school teacher. A normal person couldn't be this retarded. PROTIP: jokewads are not funny unless someone's in on it.

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lol epic

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Superb! Epic! WTF: Most likely pupils of said teacher. 0/5 for wasting my time.

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crap,crap,crap,crap, crap,crap,crap,crap, crap,crap,crap,crap, crap,crap,crap,crap, crap,crap,crap,crap, crap,crap,crap,crap, crap,crap,crap,crap, crap,crap

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Heaviest fucking map ever made

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The person who made this map is a total dumbshit but I give it 1 star because the retarded music track somehow made me laugh after a while.

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Absolutely fucking legendary. -Fisk, 5/5

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That was garbage! I had to use the huge weapons and items cache to beat the level! I mean, there are no bugs?! This whole thing is a bug! THANKS A TON! Those idiots that said 5/5, can't have a high IQ. 3 barons. All you have is a pistol, 50 bullets, and your fist. What a dumbass school teacher if at all. Holy Shit. I suck at mapping, but, I can do much better. I could make a better map01. 0/5 0 stars

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As a playable level, this is an interesting challenge - hard but not impossible, because there's just enough space to dodge the three barons - but as a joke it fails, because it's too late. Congestion: 64 (id=14009) is more extreme, and much smarter and funnier, and it came out three years ago!

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It was kinda challenging to slide through those barons in narrow places and win (did this after 10 tries or something) but is there a way to get the invul/weapons? 0.5/5 - Optimus

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Best wad ever made

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That was hilarious... better than most jokewads like Mock2 which I thought was pretty dumb. 5-5 - Ceeb

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wow, just wow, how can this guy be a school teacher? I had to crouch and use noclip to get the cache to complete the level alive. 0 (barfs)

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I thought this was a poorly made map, it seemed absolute filler to me.

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Pointless waste of space. If you download it out of curiosity, you'll wish you hadn't bothered.

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'This nightmare will leave you wondering how you will ever manage to escape...if you dare!!' How dare you? 0/5

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Best map

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  • File Reviews

    • By Walter confetti · Posted
      Not that crazy as you can think from the title, it's a interesting map with some cool design choices and some nice small puzzles as well. Fun to play and run swell.
    • By Walter confetti · Posted
      Conceptually a pretty cool map, have a nice retextures of wall using the ice floor, giving more context to the main theme of icy cavern present here, the layout is good, some room design are pretty good for the age it was done (especially the starting area) but it's unfortunately ruined by two things: excessive slippery floors and a no exit lava pit, as well as the random nature of switches placement that activates something... somewhere. Where is not given to you to known, the same things happens for a secret (mandatory) corridors areas that connect the said grave. But despite this, is not that bad, actually! 
    • By Walter confetti · Posted
      Meh, conceptually is not a bad map but in reality is really boring. Lots of squares and platforms, lacks of powerful guns and a boring gameplay. Also how the exit can be activated? The teleports are shitty as well.
    • By Walter confetti · Posted
      Not a bad DM map, have a nice layout with many height variation but no textures variations unluckily, even the end is set on a random unmarked wall that is not even in the exit room. Gameplay is pretty neat, i like it even playing with the bots.
    • By E.M. · Posted
      This right here is one of the oldest joke wads ever made, and its parodies of bad map design are still relevant to this day.
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