Jump to content
Search In
  • More options...
Find results that contain...
Find results in...
  • NOTE: There is a known issue with the most recent entries having screwed-up information and links. Some databases are out of sync and we haven't been able to fix it yet.


   (8 reviews)
Sign in to follow this  


About This File

5 relatively small and action-packed levels. This is my first release, so creative criticism please!

The plot: While being alone on Earth, you receive an emergency message from Mars. It seems like humanity is in a big trouble again. You take a look at the exact spot of the message from the big computer at your bedroom. Near the north pole of Mars! You grab your wool underwear and the .44 under your bed, and start inputting the coordinates into your Personal Teleporter.

Note: Near the north pole of Mars is very cold! That blue liquid isnt water, while all of it is frozen. Its freezing liquid nitrogen, so beware!

Note about the title: Its a finnish slangword for "hi". ;)

User Feedback

Create an account or sign in to leave a review

You need to be a member in order to leave a review

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now


Unknown date

Some small and simply-detailed maps with tight ammo and almost no heath, so you really can't afford many mistakes. It is quite fun though, and a nice change from massive highly-detailed sourceport maps, however a tiny bit more balance in the player's favor might have been good. If you enjoy punching Cacodemons to death without a berzerk pack, these maps are for you. 3.5/5

Share this review

Link to review

Unknown date

On level 5, I keep getting stuck because the cyber shoots you into a corner upon which you can't get out. It's a bad glitch.

Share this review

Link to review
  • File Reviews

    • By Chipchase · Posted
      Superb firework display of thousands of fireballs seeming in slow motion because of the vastness - mostly avoidable as they land where you were ages ago; but worth playing just to see it. A HUGE square surrounded by tiers with hundreds of imps and a few others, plus a blockhouse you can enter first to collect ammo.  Fighting through the hundreds of monsters when you get onto the tiers is another matter, overwhelming at UV. I cheated to finish so at least I could review.  Some HOM bugs.
    • By CountArchvile · Posted
      Terrence For fucks sake...
    • By Yura04kizel · Posted
      Laggy hell with 32k monsters and too much invulnerability spheres. Just... total vomit.
    • By Chipchase · Posted
      Insanity, with voodoo dolls (see second screenshot).  I get the idea of a shooting gallery if that rocks your boat, but 6000 monsters behind railings- as far as the eye can see, FFS! My PC crawled when I looked towards the invuln spheres (someone said 32 k of them and you can't avoid picking up thousands at a time). In the end I cheated with god mode and no-clipping, and waded in among the chaingunners until I got bored.  
    • By Chipchase · Posted
      Simple, clearly a first wad.  All on the flat with big, brightly lit, and architecturally implausible rooms. The first map has two rooms, the second map one, and the third map one plus a kind of exit lobby. You can do one of two things - just run past the monsters and finish (I did it in 35 seconds), or have a bit of fun killing the monsters first. No noticable bugs. I hope the author will go on (or went on) to greater things.