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Deus Vult Zero: The Shadowrunner Edition

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Act 1.

So your name is MooMoo the JooJoo, and you're a marine on Mars, while making a sausage you're cock got stuck in a meatgrinder, and you don't know how to take it out without bleeding to death.

Calling 9-11 is not an option because you'll die of embarrassment, plus that cute nurse you're dating won't look at you the same way ever again.

Anyways, so after a few hours of panicking and deciding between dieing of blood loss or loss of face, you passed out on the floor, which means you're going to die and be embarassed as well.

Act 2.

In a strange twist of fate, you woke up and the meatgrinder magically dissapeard, and saw a wizened wizard masturbating behind a pipe organ (or into the pipe organ to be accurate) in a druid's cloak.

You tap him on the shoulder wondering where you are, in return he got mad at you for "interrupting" his daily routine, so he turned around, instead of wielding his wizard wand, pulled out his wizard cock, yells, "dU = Q - W!" and POOF you're awake in a base with 4700 demons GL HF

FOR FULL STORY DETAILS VISIT: http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/DaftPunkRailroad/472900

FOR SEQUAL TO STORY VISIT: http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2652/3883164588_4cde81a1f4_o.jpg

FOR ALL THINGS RELATED TO MOOMOO THE JOOJOO VISIT: http://mappingandtrolling.blogspot.com/


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Epic storyline, but thank GOD this was not the original DV. Great historical wad, not so great for playing.

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Epic win 6/5

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This... Seems to be a jokewad, But dispite that it appears somewhat playable. Very large, yes, but playable. The size of the map really makes it a single-map megawad. But it feels like it ripped off of something... -Drlupinmario

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Majorly overrated. Sorry. Just a big-ass monster spamfest. It's basically just NUTS.WAD except with more architectural detail. 0/5.

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Two and a half stars? LIKE HELL, BITCH

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5 stars for excellent story!

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Auto 5 just for the text file. Leaving humor aside, this is a remake of the first Deus Vult. There really isn't much new if you've played the first DV so yeah download it anyway. 5/5

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No Diffenert than the first..... i give it 0 stars for copying the first DV....i playied it all for nothing....fuck this

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TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN

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And I though Deus Vult 1 was hard.....I am half thankful this wasn't the final version, but I did have a blast playing this still. A must try for you and your coop buddies.

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This level is a joke. A terrible level in all respects. Epic? I think not. 0/5. Don't even bother downloading it.

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Wow so this is what the original Dues Vult look like before the final version. Quite insane(over 4000 monsters?! O_o) but still fun despite the very hard difficulty. Highly recommended! - Philnemba 5/5

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Riveting! A must-read. 5/5

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map design & lightening very good..but it is impossible to clear mission by single

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^please get b-- oh wait uh nvm (5/5 by the way)

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fail.

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I can't believe some of you humorless twits actually thought the text file was funny. It appears to be drivel written by a short bus 8th grader. The level is tripe as well.

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5 stars for library of congress property!

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This is really dumb. This guy gets more credit then he deserves.

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Has Doom Marine read Michael Ende's "Der Spiegel im Spiegel" by any chance? Especially the organ player part...geeze. As for the map ... 5/5 -Maes

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5/5 STARS FOR THE ASS RAPING, IMPOSSIBILITY AND GENERAL COCK SUCKING.. Oh what the fuck am I saying? BLAM THIS SHIT 0 STARS ~CSon

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the best ever

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success!

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failure, 0/5 -109

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An absolute masterpiece of our time that will be discussed for decades, maybe centuries, to come. It's place in the Library of Congress is justified as this is a key piece of culture that should be preserved. Anyone who denies this is a useless cocktard who plays Zdaemon.

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    • By chlef · Posted
      No, this is not good by any stretch. First 25 levels feel like they are all the same - colorless, flat, dull and bland. Next 3 look like deathmatch arenas with a handful of monsters. Again, all pretty much the same. The last two are pitch black mazes - oh what fun. As for the secret levels - I abandoned both. Map31 is a maze alternating between pitch darkness and flashing primary colours and map 32 is simply an incomprehensible mess. Possibly acceptable if you just want to kill some time with mindless point and shoot, but not what I would call an enjoyable Doom experience. At least it avoids degenerating into slaughter.
    • By aargh · Posted
      Pros: Straightforward, lot of action, no button madness. Plays smooth. Classic Doom feeling.
      Cons: Lots of invisible lines blocking monsters. Lots of hitscanners and not enough health packs.
    • By MuratMikal · Posted
      An enjoyable set of maps of easy difficulty (MAP 07 is medium) in UV with simple design that worked well for me. Finished the whole set in 02:40 min. Certainly worth a shot!
       
    • By chlef · Posted
      I rarely quit a wad in disgust, but this one did it. It was pushing a 5 star experience, but then the slaughter stupid started ~map19 and only got worse. It's not clever, not amusing and absolutely not entertaining. It ruined an otherwise good wad and left a very sour taste. Why do mappers do this? Played on HNTR and it really was that bad.
    • By P41R47 · Posted
      I have a real blast while playing this megawad. Think that Quake is not brown enough? You will get the ultimate browness here. I think that, beside the simplistic ugliness of it, it gives a good cohesive look to all the maps. And this one are really big and fun to explore. The ideas of cities, fortresses, islands, canyons and caves, and finaly tech base on moon, are really neat and some looks really good. The story of the wad is pretty good, too. I love the liberties that the author takes while doing this mapset. As i played a lot and i found this kind of ideas in a few wads along the way.
      What i didn't like it much, is that there wasn't other skies than the episode one sky from Doom 2. Again, i think it is that way for a cohesive storytelling, but anyway, it would be cool to feel the sense of time in the maps with different skies and shadows deploying in differents ways along the maps.

      This could be the Eternal Doom of doom stock textures, but the linearity of the maps, aside from the somewhat empty but interesting areas to explore, departs slighty from the formula, and there are not soo much details as one might expect from a mapset like this. Don't get fooled by that, even with the somewhat Heretic-like linearity, the maps are fun, gorgeous in its brownway and pretty challenging.
        I recommend this megawad to anyone that likes to explore and have a challenge in the vein of the best of team TNT mapsets.
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