Archive Maintainer : Library of Congress
Advanced engine needed : Limit-Removing
Primary purpose : Single + coop play
Title : Deus Vult Zero: The Shadowrunner Edition
Filename : DV-Zero.zip
Release date : January 2004
Author : Huykuto No Pham
Email Address : firstname.lastname@example.org
Other Files By Author : DV.wad, DVII series
Description : Act 1.
So your name is MooMoo the JooJoo, and you're a
marine on Mars, while making a sausage you're
cock got stuck in a meatgrinder, and you don't
know how to take it out without bleeding to
Calling 9-11 is not an option because you'll
die of embarrassment, plus that cute nurse
you're dating won't look at you the same way
Anyways, so after a few hours of panicking and
deciding between dieing of blood loss or loss
of face, you passed out on the floor, which
means you're going to die and be embarassed as well.
In a strange twist of fate, you woke up and the
meatgrinder magically dissapeard, and saw a wizened
wizard masturbating behind a pipe organ (or into
the pipe organ to be accurate) in a druid's
You tap him on the shoulder wondering where you
are, in return he got mad at you for "interrupting"
his daily routine, so he turned around,
instead of wielding his wizard wand, pulled out
his wizard cock, yells, "dU = Q - W!"
and POOF you're awake in a base with 4700 demons
FOR FULL STORY DETAILS VISIT:
FOR SEQUAL TO STORY VISIT:
FOR ALL THINGS RELATED TO MOOMOO THE JOOJOO VISIT:
Additional Credits to : Shadowrunner, who was testing this shit when it
was being made in 2003.
* What is included *
New levels : No, this level's already been released
in Deus Vult, what you get is the same thing,
Sounds : Yes
Music : Yes
Graphics : Yes
Dehacked/BEX Patch : Yes
Demos : No
Other : No
Other files required : Doom2
* Play Information *
Game : Doom 2
Map # : 01
Single Player : Designed for
Cooperative 2-4 Player : Designed for
Deathmatch 2-4 Player : Turn friendly fire to have a good time!
Other game styles : Rape the Retard
Difficvolty : not too hot, not too cold, just right
* Construction *
Base : New from scratch, I SWEAR IT
Build Time : Half the time of the final DV
Editor(s) used : Codeimp
Known Bugs : Every time you enter a room, your health
decreases to zero.
May Not Run With... : Palin in 2012
* Copyright / Permissions *
Authors MAY use the contents of this file as a base for modification or
reuse. Permissions have been obtained from original authors for any of
their resources modified or included in this file.
You MAY distribute this file, provided you include this text file, with no
modifications. You may distribute this file in any electronic format (BBS,
Diskette, CD, etc) as long as you include this file intact. You may play
limp bizkit with yourself. You may rub feces all over your face as you see
fit. I have received permission from the original authors of any modified or
included content in this file to allow further distribution.
* Where to get the file that this text file describes *
The Usual: ftp://archives.3dgamers.com/pub/idgames/ and mirrors