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Deus Vult Zero: The Shadowrunner Edition

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Act 1.

So your name is MooMoo the JooJoo, and you're a marine on Mars, while making a sausage you're cock got stuck in a meatgrinder, and you don't know how to take it out without bleeding to death.

Calling 9-11 is not an option because you'll die of embarrassment, plus that cute nurse you're dating won't look at you the same way ever again.

Anyways, so after a few hours of panicking and deciding between dieing of blood loss or loss of face, you passed out on the floor, which means you're going to die and be embarassed as well.

Act 2.

In a strange twist of fate, you woke up and the meatgrinder magically dissapeard, and saw a wizened wizard masturbating behind a pipe organ (or into the pipe organ to be accurate) in a druid's cloak.

You tap him on the shoulder wondering where you are, in return he got mad at you for "interrupting" his daily routine, so he turned around, instead of wielding his wizard wand, pulled out his wizard cock, yells, "dU = Q - W!" and POOF you're awake in a base with 4700 demons GL HF

FOR FULL STORY DETAILS VISIT: http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/DaftPunkRailroad/472900

FOR SEQUAL TO STORY VISIT: http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2652/3883164588_4cde81a1f4_o.jpg

FOR ALL THINGS RELATED TO MOOMOO THE JOOJOO VISIT: http://mappingandtrolling.blogspot.com/


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Epic storyline, but thank GOD this was not the original DV. Great historical wad, not so great for playing.

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Epic win 6/5

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This... Seems to be a jokewad, But dispite that it appears somewhat playable. Very large, yes, but playable. The size of the map really makes it a single-map megawad. But it feels like it ripped off of something... -Drlupinmario

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Majorly overrated. Sorry. Just a big-ass monster spamfest. It's basically just NUTS.WAD except with more architectural detail. 0/5.

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Two and a half stars? LIKE HELL, BITCH

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5 stars for excellent story!

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Auto 5 just for the text file. Leaving humor aside, this is a remake of the first Deus Vult. There really isn't much new if you've played the first DV so yeah download it anyway. 5/5

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No Diffenert than the first..... i give it 0 stars for copying the first DV....i playied it all for nothing....fuck this

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TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN

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And I though Deus Vult 1 was hard.....I am half thankful this wasn't the final version, but I did have a blast playing this still. A must try for you and your coop buddies.

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This level is a joke. A terrible level in all respects. Epic? I think not. 0/5. Don't even bother downloading it.

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Wow so this is what the original Dues Vult look like before the final version. Quite insane(over 4000 monsters?! O_o) but still fun despite the very hard difficulty. Highly recommended! - Philnemba 5/5

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Riveting! A must-read. 5/5

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map design & lightening very good..but it is impossible to clear mission by single

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^please get b-- oh wait uh nvm (5/5 by the way)

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fail.

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I can't believe some of you humorless twits actually thought the text file was funny. It appears to be drivel written by a short bus 8th grader. The level is tripe as well.

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5 stars for library of congress property!

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This is really dumb. This guy gets more credit then he deserves.

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Has Doom Marine read Michael Ende's "Der Spiegel im Spiegel" by any chance? Especially the organ player part...geeze. As for the map ... 5/5 -Maes

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5/5 STARS FOR THE ASS RAPING, IMPOSSIBILITY AND GENERAL COCK SUCKING.. Oh what the fuck am I saying? BLAM THIS SHIT 0 STARS ~CSon

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the best ever

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success!

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failure, 0/5 -109

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An absolute masterpiece of our time that will be discussed for decades, maybe centuries, to come. It's place in the Library of Congress is justified as this is a key piece of culture that should be preserved. Anyone who denies this is a useless cocktard who plays Zdaemon.

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