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Deus Vult Zero: The Shadowrunner Edition

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Act 1.

So your name is MooMoo the JooJoo, and you're a marine on Mars, while making a sausage you're cock got stuck in a meatgrinder, and you don't know how to take it out without bleeding to death.

Calling 9-11 is not an option because you'll die of embarrassment, plus that cute nurse you're dating won't look at you the same way ever again.

Anyways, so after a few hours of panicking and deciding between dieing of blood loss or loss of face, you passed out on the floor, which means you're going to die and be embarassed as well.

Act 2.

In a strange twist of fate, you woke up and the meatgrinder magically dissapeard, and saw a wizened wizard masturbating behind a pipe organ (or into the pipe organ to be accurate) in a druid's cloak.

You tap him on the shoulder wondering where you are, in return he got mad at you for "interrupting" his daily routine, so he turned around, instead of wielding his wizard wand, pulled out his wizard cock, yells, "dU = Q - W!" and POOF you're awake in a base with 4700 demons GL HF

FOR FULL STORY DETAILS VISIT: http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/DaftPunkRailroad/472900

FOR SEQUAL TO STORY VISIT: http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2652/3883164588_4cde81a1f4_o.jpg

FOR ALL THINGS RELATED TO MOOMOO THE JOOJOO VISIT: http://mappingandtrolling.blogspot.com/


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Greatest comic strip of all times, worst wad ever 0/5 - DPR

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EPIC.

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5 stars for codeimp's edition!

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Not much different from the first Deus Vult. 3/5

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OH GOD YOU ARE SO FUNNY. 0/5

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You try to hard to be funny. Hur hur penis references... How old are you, 13? Also, this level is impossible to beat. 0/5

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Just use SuprWeap8.deh for this one. This is ass raping fun. 5*.

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VOAT 5!

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5/5 This wad is better than anything else ever.

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mappingandtrolling.b logspot. com/2009/10/csonicgo s-review-of-dv-zero. html

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This is a good example of trying too hard.

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1 star because the story is an already-created copypasta. Oh yeah and it isn't terribly funny.

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Haters gonna hate. That being said, the map does actually suck. 1/5

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4000+ enemies, seems impossible without cheating

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