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This is a ridiculously difficult Boom-compatible map I made in the spirit of Erik Alm's eaxt.WAD. The only incentive for playing this map on UV is purely for the sake of the challenge and to see if you can complete a seemingly impossible task, as this map is otherwise completely unplayable or fun for any other reason. If you want a fairly upbeat, but managable challenge, play HMP. If you want a more casual run, play ITYTD or NTR.


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Pretty fun, if a bit excessively cruel with the monster placements.

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Not as good as 32 inch nails 05, but same style. A very good map in HMP. 4.5/5

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Eventually got through it on UV with saves..., too hard to be enjoyable at that level, but worth a look.

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I have no idea why but, if your intention was just to make a impossible Map, you did very well! 5/5 - Logan MTM

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Ridiclousness to the max that could make HR series a cakewalk, still enjoyable how to get through those nigh-impossible battles. 5 stars.

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legendary 10/5 -JOKER

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UV is impossible well if you only have one life. Check out this map with Brutal Doom with UV: http://www.youtube.c om/watch?v=VTuyhdbSG 80

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5/5 really fun, brings back memories of Go2It from Plutonia. 2nd reviewer above me, epic fail, stop trying to make yourself seem like some Doom god who worships UV, I'd like to see you do a run of Sunder on UV.

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Excessive use of teleporter ambushes throughout, in most cases resulting in instant death if one does not react instinctively. I can't help but admire DD's unique ambush teleporter style creating a chaotically fresh style of gameplay. You'll be doing yourself a great injustice if played on HMP, which butchers the challenge significantly. As a hardcore masochist UV was exceptional but not as grueling as the majority make it out to be, completed

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Great fun, reminds me of 32inchnails map 5. As stated in the description, it is actually impossible in UV. I should read it before trying it. It is possible in HMP, attest. 5/5

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INSANE!!! Lol. Oh and dude nice Symphony X! Absence of Light rocks with doom!! Yeah!!!

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Another one of those unfairly difficult maps that pop around these days. Calling this map hard is certainly an understatement. Unusually for its kind, this actually has pretty decent level-design, and offers a lot of Fun for the doomgods wanting a challenge. Highly Recommended for DoomGods, but beware of it if you're new or casual, as you will not survive more than 30 seconds in this hectic monstrosity.

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Fucking awesome. Beat it on UV in 4 hours with save and load.

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Great. JUST great in the truest sence of the word, though it's super duper mega hard on ITYTD XD. I survived 7min. And i just play dooM for fun! 4/5

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^^ and so you`ve voted 0 (vomit). Very logical. Good wad, i like it, but i cannot beat it on UV. still it worth at least 4 stars in my opinion.

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Description says it all. Hard, fun. 5/5

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Hardest map ever ! Cool ideas too

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Fuck yes.

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5/5

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awful shit. -vomit

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Even NTR isn't that casual,but doable for me.4*

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Bind save/load to your mouse before you try this map.

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Great map! 1058 monsters on UV. :)

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This map is an excellent challenge on HMP; play UV at your own risk. I went through it on UV with iddqd just to see what it was like and it was absolutely among the most insane things I've ever seen. Make no mistake, if you decide to play this map on UV and don't think it's insanely hard, then something's wrong with you and you should call a doctor right away. 5/5

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    • By Chipchase · Posted
      Superb firework display of thousands of fireballs seeming in slow motion because of the vastness - mostly avoidable as they land where you were ages ago; but worth playing just to see it. A HUGE square surrounded by tiers with hundreds of imps and a few others, plus a blockhouse you can enter first to collect ammo.  Fighting through the hundreds of monsters when you get onto the tiers is another matter, overwhelming at UV. I cheated to finish so at least I could review.  Some HOM bugs.
    • By CountArchvile · Posted
      Terrence For fucks sake...
    • By Yura04kizel · Posted
      Laggy hell with 32k monsters and too much invulnerability spheres. Just... total vomit.
    • By Chipchase · Posted
      Insanity, with voodoo dolls (see second screenshot).  I get the idea of a shooting gallery if that rocks your boat, but 6000 monsters behind railings- as far as the eye can see, FFS! My PC crawled when I looked towards the invuln spheres (someone said 32 k of them and you can't avoid picking up thousands at a time). In the end I cheated with god mode and no-clipping, and waded in among the chaingunners until I got bored.  
    • By Chipchase · Posted
      Simple, clearly a first wad.  All on the flat with big, brightly lit, and architecturally implausible rooms. The first map has two rooms, the second map one, and the third map one plus a kind of exit lobby. You can do one of two things - just run past the monsters and finish (I did it in 35 seconds), or have a bit of fun killing the monsters first. No noticable bugs. I hope the author will go on (or went on) to greater things.
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