Playmasters

If The Room was a Doom .wad, it would be this.

 

This wad has some fucking horribly overscaled maps and has mostly flat areas. Most parts are best described as boxy and repetitive and it drowns the player in Cyberdemons commonly. Oh yeah, also there being a key required to continue by going in a basically 0 brightness corridor - that being in the first map alone. I'd probably mistake this for being a wad made in 1994, but no, it's made in 2011.

Better play Wolfenstein 3D with keyboard only, thousand times in a row.

I should've heeded the warnings from the other reviews...

Horrible and unenjoyable, it's what I can say about this megawad.  Does it really need to be archviles and cyberdemons in every corner and tight corridors, ambushing with nowhere to go?  Yes, textures are very monotonous, and you got corridor after corridor with same floor/ceiling height.  It's extremely annoying to hunt for that switch that will let you continue, and, surprise!  They're hidden inside the walls without being secrets and no hints where to look for, even with ALLMAP cheat you get lost very easily

Talk about too many cyberdemons, pretty much an intense wad to me

undeniably the worst wad I have ever played. at no time is this fun, full orthogonal structures with monotonous texturing and puzzle-like gameplay. even worse is the combat, where you often fight cyberdemons in very tight and unfair spaces. one of the maps even has invisible crushers. avoid this at all costs

His urge to use every style of enemy in every map makes for a difficult and unenjoyable experience. The texture work in this pile of shit is god awful. In one of the maps, he used a texture of a door as the wall. What the fuck? And there's little to no ceiling or floor height changes. Very monotone and boring. Sectors with simple enemies are huge, and sectors with huge enemies are tiny. Absolutely terrible. Not worth wasting the 466 KB on your computer.

More like playwithmydickmaster s amirite guys?

straight to the recycle bin, then I start to shiver at one corner of my room

this is not 1994, stop making this kind of wads

Looks like a shoo-in for Worst Wad of 2011. 22 votes, 0 stars... This should be all the evidence we need.

seen worse

There's not even a description! 0 stars just for that!

Anything which is uploaded by Perseus, who is clearly a spammer laughing at us all (does he ever post on the forums?), is like a golden poo with all the gold sucked out by a grimacing, horrified community. And what is left? Just the poo. Better upload that poo, it might be important!

Please do something better with your time, this wad is absolutely dreadful.

At least in the old days people made bad wads that were supposed to be good, instead of bad wads that are deliberately bad the way they do nowadays.

Well the readme does say you CAN upload this as long as the text and wad aren't modded. But why would you waste your time in uploading something not of your works when the author can do it himself? That is very unconventional on this site and is looked down upon here and the Doom world. - General Mike

^EVERYTHING is looked down upon here and on DoomWorld.

I am pretty sure "general mike", whoever the hell that is, doesn't speak for the entirety of doomworld.

Average of 12.64 cyberdemons/level. Bad monkey!

Hmm. The wad is 1.4MB unzipped. 25 levels. See the problem here? Curiosity killed the cat. Boxy 1995 era levels, misaligned textures, redundancy. All around crap. This is awful quantity based crap. Please don't upload this. 0/5 Waste of my time.

BLEH 1995 GO AWAY

0. Shit.

Stop making wads

Boxy and boring, but I don't see why perseus is being blamed. He didn't make the wad. If you don't like something, you aren't obligated to play it.