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If I Ran The Zoo

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This is an arena in which you can safely view several demonic exhibits. You can see demons, imps, arachnotrons, mancubi, revenants, barons, cyber demons, and cacodemons. Viewing other enemies would be dangerous, since they would kill you or each other. There is a control room that you can enter at your own risk. There are switches clearly marked for your convience that allow you to let the demons out of their areas. It's great to just do a bit of cheating and watch them all fight each other. Monsters that cannot be safely viewed are stored and can be released. If things get out of control, there is a weapons room with enough raw power to turn every monster on the level inside out. The candles in the control hallway mark how far away you should stay from the window - or you may be splatted by rockets and fireballs.


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It's actually pretty nice to fuck around in, especially when you tweak monster infighting.

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If I ran the zoo, I'd set all the animals loose so they can kill Kevin Eudy for uploading this shit. 0/5

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Heh I was sure that I had seen this concept before....it's "fun" for about 1 minute if you don't have a resource viewer/editor and you want to "admire" Doom monsters. DCK and geocities should ring a few bells. 0/5 -Maes

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yuck. 0/5.

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If you want to play one of Ken Eudy's maps, whatever you do stay away from this one. It is kind of like NUTS.WAD except there are not as many monsters and you release them all using switches located at the side of the arena. You get a room completely filled with guns, ammo, powerups etcetera to destroy the monsters with and there is an exit teleporter behind one of the monsters enclosures. This is rather pointless and would only appeal to those who like really bad maps, 0/5.

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COOKIN BEANS

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Exactly what it says on the tin. The idea isn't actually bad, I think, but the design's straight out of the mid-90s (granted, that IS when the level was made), and it really isn't that much fun. 2/5 for the effort and considering its age. - ZZ

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Jesus Christ, RL and Perseus should be shot to death for spamming these shitty old-ass maps. I wouldn't mind good ones, but experience is telling me that they all suck.

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I think was actually funny. I mean, when you release all the monsters, chaos ensued! But on the other hand, it's a very boring wad. 3 stars for the lulz

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    • By guitardz · Posted
      Some very cool techbases with a nice texture set and pallette.  The music is pretty epic.  And it all runs in vanilla! (Or so it is said, I played it in GZDoom)
    • By Philnemba · Posted
      I honestly can't believe that this whole megawad is 100% vanilla compatible and its only the first of THREE episodic megawads! Esselfortium and her team of creative energetic mappers has done an amazing job from the unique texture set, the music, the maps & even the tweaked color palette that fits the mood of the whole thing.    100% highly recommended! 5/5 
    • By Erick · Posted
      A pretty straightforward map to run through, packing in tons of enemies in rooms both big and small. Most of the monsters you'll be killing are E1 monsters such as Zombiemen and Imps, so while there isn't much in monster variety, there are plenty of ways to get them to fight each other which I like. It might be better to try and get as many monsters to start attacking at the same time since once you get the Chaingun, not even the groups of Spectres are much of a threat. Overall though, the map is still fun to blast through if you just want to kill tons of monsters in packs.
    • By NuMetalManiak · Posted
      this is a strange wad, with assets similar to Darkest Hour and other Star Wars-themed wads, many of the maps focus on small killings, as most of the maps are actually small. Pinchy's finale sure makes this worth it. oh yeah, quite a few custom stuff was done. the flamethrower marines were quite annoying, while other monsters gained multiple attacks, new ones, it's all so zany. the maps are pretty well done overall and this is worth a try.
    • By Doomkid · Posted
      Okay, I get it, it's a megawad mainly for speedrunners who are intricately familiar with the mechanics of the game down to the nitty-gritty. A series of challenges/obstacles that, for the most part, seem to be possible but are generally ludicrous (and sometimes outright laughable, in a good way).   This was is not a "pile of junk" as a few have said however it's really, really lacking in a lot of ways. I get that the wad is meant to have a fun-and-not-serious tone despite it's overall extreme difficulty but the texturing looks like the insides of a toilet bowl after a Taco Bell buffet. Seriously, these maps are jealous of how beautiful and futuristic maps like UAC_DEAD look. The DWANGO series looks like fucking Ancient Aliens compared to this.   The MIDIs are lighthearted, silly and fun, which adds a layer of appeal for me personally. I loved seeing Patrick Stewart at the intermission too, rofl   I had some fun with this IDCLEVing through the whole wad and giving each map a try or 2 before moving on to the next but I seriously doubt I'll ever be back. The same idea with better texturing and overall taking itself just a tiny bit more seriously would warrant a higher rating. Ass-ugly texturing, silly MIDIs and a silly titlepic/interpic are fun in their own right so don't take me the wrong way but a lot of it crossed into "looks like the authors gave 0 fucks" category and I just have to take points away for that.   Also,   lol wtf is this bullshit is this a terrywad or somethin i mean jeeeezus   Overall, this is worth a peek just for some fun but unless you're a highly skilled speedrunner that also doesn't mind looking into a crapchute map after map, this probably doesn't really have much for you.
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