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Hell Junior High- Where the meals are free if you're a cannibal(which reminds me, I forgot to put in

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(Skip this) ==============HELL JHS============= This is the most violent school you'll ever see! Includes a gun store across the street. ==============Story================ Single player:You were walking to school one day, when suddenly your friends start dissapearing around you! You look at your hands to see them fading away. When you arrive at school, your whole body has been transported to another dimension. One of your friends lies dead in front of you. You pick up a pistol he must have found and notice the guys who killed him. Better pick up the shotgun he dropped fast... Multiplayer Co-op:Looking behind you,you see some of your friends are still alive, and they found pistols, too. Multiplayer Deathmatch:After discovering you were in (with -nomonsters) Hell, you decided to kill everything you saw. Strangly, everyone was calling you "the new kid." But you and your buddies have overtaken this hellish school now, and the teachers and students of Hell J.H.S. are all dead. You were about to leave when you realized the truth: You're dead, and you can't leave. Since you're all already dead you see no harm in killing each other to pass the time. =========================== ===DON'T SKIP THIS!!!!!!=== =========================== Here's a list of what certain things represent.

Trooper: Just an average student

Sargeant: An above average student Chaingun Sargeant: Owns the gun store Imp: A guidance counsler Lost Souls: Cheerleaders SS Nazi: Security guards Demon: A "nice" teacher Spectre: A hall monitor

Baron of Hell: One of the principals

Cacodemon: A very mean teacher

Cyberdemon:The Head Principal Spiderdemon: The Principal's Pet Spider Arachnotron: The Principal's Spider's Child Mancubus: A rather fat teacher Hell Knight: Another very mean teacher Revenant: Yet another very mean teacher Archvile: The Nurse Pain Elemental: Leader of the Cheerleading Squad

Blue Doors: Storage rooms Yellow Doors: Lockers Red Door: The Principal's Office By the way, some students and cheerleaders got locked in their lockers as punishment. One of the lockers holds a forbidden device which, if you see it, will cause the authorities to come looking for you. If you shoot it, all doors open. NOTE: The "authorities" are a large group of hell-spawn with infinite reserves. The "-nomonsters" option has no effect on them. This can easily ruin a deathmatch or co-op. Don't open the weird-looking locker!!!


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Humorous for the time, but not really worth playing.

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Author again, checking in on this crapfest: To clarify: this was uploaded to cdrom.com in 1996 -- when I was 14. And yes, it sucks hard. Should probably be deleted, but like almost anything you put on the internet, it will never go away.

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I think everyone should ask themselves this question before uploading something: Why?

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what a horribly ugly piece of shit.

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"Ha! My work is flawless!" Ha, think again! This wad is crap with a capital C-R-A-P!

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I agree with the guy two above me. There's no need to upload complete garbage from the early years of Doom like this. I can understand an average map, or even a meh map (like, 2 star maps), being uploaded if it's not there already, but there's no point in uploading total vomit maps like these.

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ROFL. I made and uploaded this to a BBS when I was 13 or 14. I lost it for a LONG TIME, and I just googled it. Thank you, Internet, for saving it, even if it's crap.

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Like in old 94'. Where wads were not much.

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awesome level!! 0/5 XD

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complete garbage. not worth downloading.

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Fermented vomit

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Run of the mill 1995 dirt. 1/5

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hilarious 5/5

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Why would anyone waste their time with this? 0/5

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Pathetic. 0/5

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You shouldn't have bothered uploading this. This is even worse than UACMN!

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Why did you stick a spawner in a closet? Better yet, Why did YOU upload this?!

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Wondering the same as the guy above me. 0/5

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C'mon guys...this is certainly not the worst 1995 wad I've ever played. The new sound effects are ok, and the level, while admittedly being incredibly boring-looking, is kinda fun for a sec. Hey, at least it's beatable! And the text file is comic gold for those of us who remember 94/95. As a side note, I always wondered why early level designers were obsessed with mapping their houses and schools. I give it a 2/5.

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I liked it and I thought the spawner in the locker was funny (the author warns you about it in txt file)

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At least Terry didn't make this. 1 Star, only because there are no rape jokes or insta-death BFG blasts.

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diarrhea coming out of my dick

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bleh, @ least d archvile was difficult + d wolfensteinsses @ the beginning r a sand pit. It's somewhat of a challenge. Map appearance can deceive i's + secret cannot be obtained (WIP, I guess)? Should @ least be in a better map design though. ~1/5

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    • By Chipchase · Posted
      I guess this was meant to be a serious wad, just using a trick to make the C-Demon hard to see. I don't think it was a deliberate troll of the style that caught on later, eg Sand Chain and the Terry wads. IMHO it nowhere near holds the record for "worst wad ever" (even if it did once) so it is now "over-rated" in that respect. I was a bit disappointed, I was expecting worse LoL.  
    • By NuMetalManiak · Posted
      Doomers these days have varying levels of patience. I know I have some of the worst when it comes to quickly finishing areas and moving on, which is why I prefer shorter levels most of the time. this particular map, a Maximum Doom map by the way, is one that completely tested my patience.   this is 8 levels long, from E1M1 to E1M8, and is sort of a proto-slaughtermap episode replacement. every map here has at least 200 monsters, and the layouts of each say that they are compact in size. so the action would be pretty good and fun right?   WRONG   while it's fun to kill all these enemies, this is honestly horribly balanced. on the first level, you only really get a shotgun and a chaingun, and it took me a while to get just one armor too. is that the worst part? I can actually enjoy the challenge of such a gameplay scenario so no. what's problematic about each and every level in this wad is that when you're not killing enemies, you're just sort of fucking around. in other words, you're switch hunting. but this is the worst kind due to lifts that have zero indications that they are lifts, as well as switches that have zero indication of what they did. not to mention some walls are triggers, when they really don't have any indication that they really do anything. oh yes, and mandatory secrets and backtracking. I would like the combat more if it gave more weapons too, not one plasma gun or BFG in sight, and all that backtracking just...fucking...headdesk. there's no reliable way to even speedrun this, to the point where I wonder if the author ever realized that other's would tire the fuck out over it. "these are the easy ones" this has all the hallmarks of a bad Maximum Doom map.   it's amazing how varied my Maximum Doom experience is so far. there are some really fun maps, mediocre but quick maps, and some long and nasty ones. I'm honestly trying to avoid reviewing any maps from there but i'll make an exception for this particular one since it's just unbelievably bad.
    • By Chipchase · Posted
      Pointless crap.  A small yard, empty except for a futuristic shotgun. No monsters and no exit. See my screenshot and you've seen it all.  
    • By Doomkid · Posted
      Classic funny little skin, still used in servers to this day so I think it deserves some love.   I like that the voice clip says “WHERE ARE A MY PANTS?”
    • By Chipchase · Posted
      More an exercise in 3-d artwork than a game. Just someone's bedroom with a HK in a tiny lobby outside the door, and a Caco in a tiny yard outside the window. A BFG and Invisibilty Sphere are also in the yard but you can't get out there. I think the name is a clue - maybe this was the start of a bigger level, then abandoned. He ought to have allowed it as a base for development.
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