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Hell Junior High- Where the meals are free if you're a cannibal(which reminds me, I forgot to put in

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(Skip this) ==============HELL JHS============= This is the most violent school you'll ever see! Includes a gun store across the street. ==============Story================ Single player:You were walking to school one day, when suddenly your friends start dissapearing around you! You look at your hands to see them fading away. When you arrive at school, your whole body has been transported to another dimension. One of your friends lies dead in front of you. You pick up a pistol he must have found and notice the guys who killed him. Better pick up the shotgun he dropped fast... Multiplayer Co-op:Looking behind you,you see some of your friends are still alive, and they found pistols, too. Multiplayer Deathmatch:After discovering you were in (with -nomonsters) Hell, you decided to kill everything you saw. Strangly, everyone was calling you "the new kid." But you and your buddies have overtaken this hellish school now, and the teachers and students of Hell J.H.S. are all dead. You were about to leave when you realized the truth: You're dead, and you can't leave. Since you're all already dead you see no harm in killing each other to pass the time. =========================== ===DON'T SKIP THIS!!!!!!=== =========================== Here's a list of what certain things represent.

Trooper: Just an average student

Sargeant: An above average student Chaingun Sargeant: Owns the gun store Imp: A guidance counsler Lost Souls: Cheerleaders SS Nazi: Security guards Demon: A "nice" teacher Spectre: A hall monitor

Baron of Hell: One of the principals

Cacodemon: A very mean teacher

Cyberdemon:The Head Principal Spiderdemon: The Principal's Pet Spider Arachnotron: The Principal's Spider's Child Mancubus: A rather fat teacher Hell Knight: Another very mean teacher Revenant: Yet another very mean teacher Archvile: The Nurse Pain Elemental: Leader of the Cheerleading Squad

Blue Doors: Storage rooms Yellow Doors: Lockers Red Door: The Principal's Office By the way, some students and cheerleaders got locked in their lockers as punishment. One of the lockers holds a forbidden device which, if you see it, will cause the authorities to come looking for you. If you shoot it, all doors open. NOTE: The "authorities" are a large group of hell-spawn with infinite reserves. The "-nomonsters" option has no effect on them. This can easily ruin a deathmatch or co-op. Don't open the weird-looking locker!!!


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Humorous for the time, but not really worth playing.

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Author again, checking in on this crapfest: To clarify: this was uploaded to cdrom.com in 1996 -- when I was 14. And yes, it sucks hard. Should probably be deleted, but like almost anything you put on the internet, it will never go away.

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I think everyone should ask themselves this question before uploading something: Why?

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what a horribly ugly piece of shit.

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"Ha! My work is flawless!" Ha, think again! This wad is crap with a capital C-R-A-P!

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I agree with the guy two above me. There's no need to upload complete garbage from the early years of Doom like this. I can understand an average map, or even a meh map (like, 2 star maps), being uploaded if it's not there already, but there's no point in uploading total vomit maps like these.

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ROFL. I made and uploaded this to a BBS when I was 13 or 14. I lost it for a LONG TIME, and I just googled it. Thank you, Internet, for saving it, even if it's crap.

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Like in old 94'. Where wads were not much.

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awesome level!! 0/5 XD

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complete garbage. not worth downloading.

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Fermented vomit

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Run of the mill 1995 dirt. 1/5

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hilarious 5/5

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Why would anyone waste their time with this? 0/5

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Pathetic. 0/5

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You shouldn't have bothered uploading this. This is even worse than UACMN!

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Why did you stick a spawner in a closet? Better yet, Why did YOU upload this?!

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Wondering the same as the guy above me. 0/5

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C'mon guys...this is certainly not the worst 1995 wad I've ever played. The new sound effects are ok, and the level, while admittedly being incredibly boring-looking, is kinda fun for a sec. Hey, at least it's beatable! And the text file is comic gold for those of us who remember 94/95. As a side note, I always wondered why early level designers were obsessed with mapping their houses and schools. I give it a 2/5.

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I liked it and I thought the spawner in the locker was funny (the author warns you about it in txt file)

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At least Terry didn't make this. 1 Star, only because there are no rape jokes or insta-death BFG blasts.

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diarrhea coming out of my dick

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bleh, @ least d archvile was difficult + d wolfensteinsses @ the beginning r a sand pit. It's somewhat of a challenge. Map appearance can deceive i's + secret cannot be obtained (WIP, I guess)? Should @ least be in a better map design though. ~1/5

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