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"she drowned" (c) putin


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kristus

  

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Instant 0* because DooM is not intended for political statements. Having said that, this is just a large room with 2013 monsters and no place to hide, so it has about the maximum lack of originality - therefore I would have given it 0* anyway. IOW: truly a waste of time. BTW Some quotes: 'excellent level design' and 'solid map' - looks like the DoomWorld BS detector app needs some refinement... :-(

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lol at butthurt Russians down-rating a solid map.

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Еди ;наn 3; Рос ;сиn 3; 146/5

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Well, It's not bad, excellent level design, but there is a limit on how satanic a WAD can be, and this just exceeded that level.

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A bit shit, if I'm going to be honest. Run around in circles firing the BFG to thin out the 2000+ crowd, targeting Arch-Viles on sight. The rest is a simple process of cleaning up, hitting a few switches, cleaning up some more, hitting more switches, then feeding Putin's brain some rockets. Boring, in short. But at least it looks alright. 2*

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The good: nice look, fast paced solid slaughter gameplay The bad: Grindy (like most SL. Wads), HORRIBLE MUSIC 2/5 -Ofisil

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The music is a deliberately disgusting metal with repeating grunting of "putin est detey", which translates to "putin eats children". It's a russian meme which originates from putin's weird behavior - he had a sudden urge to kiss a boy in a stomach and did it. This immediatelly produced a huge reaction all over the runet. 4 stars for being fun to play and funny.

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Good map, but does putin really eat kids? He should be a vegetarian like me. By the way...I hate tofu!!!!!!!

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^ what the heck you talking about? the map is relatively easy. just circlestrife around and wipe out all archies, picking up megaspheres on the way. the rest is a piece of cake even for n00bs.

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a huge arena in Deus Vult style, a insane ammount of monsters, but barely completable for the most expert...

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Very funny. -Putin

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look like an eternall map pretty nice but tough

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DBryan says: Yes! Yes! YES! YES!

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Decent map, GOD AWFUL music. 3/5

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A dull slauther map. Meh! 2 stars.

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It's hell!! But I clear!

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typical slaughter map. ok, nothing too special about it.

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A decent slaughter map. The architecture is reminiscent of Deus Vult.

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Is this an another Deus Vult parody? 2*

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A square room filled with monsters, close to DV or Eternal's (the mapper, not the wad) hell maps. Requires a lot of circlestrafing if you're anything less than a top tier player. Music is just random metal with some guy grunting, not my thing but worth 5 stars alone for the amount of whining it will elicit from grown men who still take cheesy music genres catering to teenagers insecure about their virility way too seriously.

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probably an Eternal's wad. nice picture :) strange how this has not been rejected because fake email

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very good map, love the environment. music is ofc repetitive. love the bodies going into the blood pools.

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surprisingly decent 4/5

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  • File Reviews

    • By top10epicfails · Posted
      this wad SAVED MY MARRIAGE. 3/5
    • By finnaboing · Posted
      LOCAL DINGUS PLAYS EVERY SINGLE DOOMER BOARDS PROJECT PART 2: CIRCLE OF CAINA SP   (if you don't know what the Doomer Boards Projects are, here's the Doom Wiki article on them)   The next installment of the Doomer Boards Projects, April 2018's Circle of Caina SP, helmed once again by 40oz, is a notable step up from its predecessor. Inspired by FraGMarE's "icy deathmatch map" of the same name (y'know, minus the "SP"), it's a set of eight levels based around a wintry theme and it single-handedly got me excited for the rest of this series.   First and foremost, this WAD looks incredible. Every arena feels very distinct from the last - none of these fights blend in with one another and they're all the better for it. 40oz chose an amazing resource pack for that month, with the textures being perfectly suited for the cold, jagged landscapes. Normally, I either wouldn't notice the blockiness of the terrain because I'm so used to it in Doom or I'd dock points for it, but here, it works so well with the vibes of each map that I honestly love it. I'm already partial to ice/snow levels in video games for a ton of reasons, so this WAD going all in with the lighting and icy aesthetics makes me so happy. The music choices are also perfect (other than Hell Revealed MAP16's MIDI for "Cold Shoulder" for some reason but it's not that out-of-place), with a lineup of classic MIDIs that also happen to evoke that chilly feeling.   That's not to say it's all style and no substance, though - even if the fights do feel like they have a less intense bite overall than MoM, there are a lot more tricky "gotcha!" moments here that really keep you on your toes for longer. Each new arena feels dynamic and well thought-out (even the random pop-up monsters in MAP08 that feel a bit forced in but still work somehow even though you got a free BFG (the only BFG in the set, if I'm not mistaken) in the first room and plenty of cells along the way so it doesn't even really matter but whatever). The whole WAD flows super well, too, and lends itself very well to marathon sessions. Each map has a degree of momentum that keeps everything moving at an enjoyable pace.   I found the ammo balance to be a lot more generous than Monuments of Mars for this one too. I don't know if I'd necessarily say that means this WAD is "easier," but it feels a lot more beginner-friendly (as in, me. that's me. I'm beginner) and makes fights feel a lot fairer. Outside of MAP07, "Below Zero," being WAY harder than every other map in the set (and almost every map in DBP1, for that matter), the difficulty stays pretty consistent throughout. MAP01 starts out really simple and minimalistic, MAP08 is a bit of mini-slaughter, you know, the usual.   For me, the show-stealer is MAP05, "Frosty Cream Glade." It is maybe one of the greatest Doom maps I've ever played. It doesn't look like much when you first see it, but the way everything is so interconnected and how clever yet simple the encounters are and how pretty the visuals are and how the nonlinearity of the map lets you tackle the encounters in almost any order you want so it feels a lot more personalized and how the map's layout means that part of the puzzle is figuring out how to get where you want to go and the indirect signposting is so well-done that you're probably guaranteed to find it but it still feels satisfying AAAAAAAAA I love this map it's so good. If there's one's map you need to play from this set, it's "Frosty Cream Glade." The AUDACITY of supercupcaketactics to use the MIDI from Scythe 2 MAP21 and somehow completely justify its placement is something I aspire to.   This WAD's far from perfect - 40oz's maps can be underwhelming, some of the levels' freeform nature greatly hurt their pacing ("Cold Shoulder"), they take FOREVER to give you a rocket launcher (you don't get one until MAP04, that's annoying), MAP04 and MAP08 use the exact same MIDI which is really jarring when you play MAP08 for the first time, and for whatever reason MAP05's exit is tagged as a secret even though it's not hidden at all and is required - but I'm getting nitpicky. Circle of Caina SP is a fantastic set of levels from some highly talented people working with a theme that I'm already a huge fan of. Definitely a WAD to check out if you've got a few hours to spare.   OVERALL RATING: 8/10 FAVORITE MAP: MAP05 - "Frosty Cream Glade" (by supercupcaketactics) LEAST FAVORITE MAP: MAP03 - "Some Other Circle" (by 40oz) (it's not terrible by any means but it feels kinda meh compared to the other maps) HARDEST MAP (for me at least): MAP07 - "Below Zero" (by 40oz) MAP YOU SHOULD PLAY FIRST IF YOU WANT A SAMPLER: MAP01 - "The Chill Before The Thrill" (by noisyvelvet)
    • By BoxY · Posted
      Horribly glitchy and impossible to see or do anything in the game. Literally every single texture is glitched out, only thing that works normally is the shooting sounds. 5/5
    • By Shaii · Posted
      I wanted to try this mod because everyone said it was really good and it won an award, but it must have been corrupted during the upload because it is literally unplayable. Horribly glitchy and impossible to see or do anything in the game. Literally every single texture is glitched out, only thing that works normally is the shooting sounds. Are people rating this 5 and calling it art as a joke or something? If so, I don't get it. :/
    • By Kuma · Posted
      Everyone has a doom game they remember with wistful nostalgia as their first wad. For most, it's Doom II, Doom 1, or for some, Final Doom.

      JPCP is mine, and five years after first finding it I've published my own wad and am working on two more.   Thank you.
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