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putin eats children

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"she drowned" (c) putin


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kristus

  

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Instant 0* because DooM is not intended for political statements. Having said that, this is just a large room with 2013 monsters and no place to hide, so it has about the maximum lack of originality - therefore I would have given it 0* anyway. IOW: truly a waste of time. BTW Some quotes: 'excellent level design' and 'solid map' - looks like the DoomWorld BS detector app needs some refinement... :-(

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lol at butthurt Russians down-rating a solid map.

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xnv

  
Еди ;наn 3; Рос ;сиn 3; 146/5

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Well, It's not bad, excellent level design, but there is a limit on how satanic a WAD can be, and this just exceeded that level.

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A bit shit, if I'm going to be honest. Run around in circles firing the BFG to thin out the 2000+ crowd, targeting Arch-Viles on sight. The rest is a simple process of cleaning up, hitting a few switches, cleaning up some more, hitting more switches, then feeding Putin's brain some rockets. Boring, in short. But at least it looks alright. 2*

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The good: nice look, fast paced solid slaughter gameplay The bad: Grindy (like most SL. Wads), HORRIBLE MUSIC 2/5 -Ofisil

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The music is a deliberately disgusting metal with repeating grunting of "putin est detey", which translates to "putin eats children". It's a russian meme which originates from putin's weird behavior - he had a sudden urge to kiss a boy in a stomach and did it. This immediatelly produced a huge reaction all over the runet. 4 stars for being fun to play and funny.

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Good map, but does putin really eat kids? He should be a vegetarian like me. By the way...I hate tofu!!!!!!!

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^ what the heck you talking about? the map is relatively easy. just circlestrife around and wipe out all archies, picking up megaspheres on the way. the rest is a piece of cake even for n00bs.

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a huge arena in Deus Vult style, a insane ammount of monsters, but barely completable for the most expert...

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Very funny. -Putin

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look like an eternall map pretty nice but tough

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DBryan says: Yes! Yes! YES! YES!

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Decent map, GOD AWFUL music. 3/5

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A dull slauther map. Meh! 2 stars.

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It's hell!! But I clear!

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typical slaughter map. ok, nothing too special about it.

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A decent slaughter map. The architecture is reminiscent of Deus Vult.

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Is this an another Deus Vult parody? 2*

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A square room filled with monsters, close to DV or Eternal's (the mapper, not the wad) hell maps. Requires a lot of circlestrafing if you're anything less than a top tier player. Music is just random metal with some guy grunting, not my thing but worth 5 stars alone for the amount of whining it will elicit from grown men who still take cheesy music genres catering to teenagers insecure about their virility way too seriously.

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probably an Eternal's wad. nice picture :) strange how this has not been rejected because fake email

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very good map, love the environment. music is ofc repetitive. love the bodies going into the blood pools.

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surprisingly decent 4/5

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      It's pretty good for 1994. If you don't mind having no health items at all (except in a few maps) and the outrageous amounts of cyberdemons per map, you should give it a try. It's pretty challenging and I like it. E2M3 is a bit 'eh...' though.
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