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John Carmack's Adventure in Hell

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this is an 1 level pee wad (pwad, MOAR LIEK TAMPON, AMIRITE) meant to chonical the life and living of jogn carmack the great 666 and his struggle in code doom 3 shadows against evel patntcorporatn

the sstoree is as folows:

once pon time you fuck billy but billy fuck back oh no then creative labs is all like PATENT BITCH and carmack is like NO U EVIL then cats are on the walls in animated texture in GLORIOUS COMMUNIST ADVENTURE AGAINST THE WEST AND THERE EVIL PATENT SYSTM


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sheridan

  
great concept, terrible execution.

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Guest

  
A fat bitch made this don't play this shit or you are gonna explode to a lot of quake gibs and gordure nuff said carmack is buying his binocule.

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Terrific! The plot is amazing! Ignore those trolls above me. 5/5 -Ogre

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Guest

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9+8=17 was much more entertaining than this monstrosity. 0/5

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Guest

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Shitty joke wad from a shitty troll. Move along.

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Zellonous

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Total piece of shit. Terry's wads are better.

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Unholypimpin

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This trash needs to be removed asap!!!!

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Guest

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horrible and senseless...

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pcorf

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This wad is fugging bad.

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  • File Reviews

    • By Doomkid · Posted
      Classic funny little skin, still used in servers to this day so I think it deserves some love.   I like that the voice clip says “WHERE ARE A MY PANTS?”
    • By Chipchase · Posted
      More an exercise in 3-d artwork than a game. Just someone's bedroom with a HK in a tiny lobby outside the door, and a Caco in a tiny yard outside the window. A BFG and Invisibilty Sphere are also in the yard but you can't get out there. I think the name is a clue - maybe this was the start of a bigger level, then abandoned. He ought to have allowed it as a base for development.
    • By Chipchase · Posted
      Starts with all monsters with their backs to you, and you might as well leave it that way and just listen to the music. One big rectangular room with no finish switch. They couldn't even make the rectangle properly - freehand I guess. Kill the monsters if you want, it's easy.    
    • By Chipchase · Posted
      Superb firework display of thousands of fireballs seeming in slow motion because of the vastness - mostly avoidable as they land where you were ages ago; but worth playing just to see it. A HUGE square surrounded by tiers with hundreds of imps and a few others, plus a blockhouse you can enter first to collect ammo.  Fighting through the hundreds of monsters when you get onto the tiers is another matter, overwhelming at UV. I cheated to finish so at least I could review.  Some HOM bugs.
    • By CountArchvile · Posted
      Terrence For fucks sake...
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