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Low Memory

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Here we go... Once upon a time, lived a 11-year old autist dwelling in the glorious realm of 4chan. One day, he was downloading Sailor Moon hentai, as usual. However, today it was different. His hard drive, which had always obediently fulfilled its master's twisted desires, suddenly, like a bolt from the blue, decided to fight.

+----------+ |LOW MEMORY| +----------+

"INSUFFICIENT FREE SPACE, CAN NOT DOWNLOAD FILE free_sm_pr0n_JKitsatrojan.EXE"

"Ou nou wot do ai doo?", said the discouraged internet knight. Suddenly, his computer started playing some tune: "Dum dum dum dumdum dum dum dum dum dumdumdum dumdum dum dumdum dumdum dumdum" He recognized the tune. It was the track of the first level of some crappy pixelated game from 1993 his (disappointed) father likes to play, as his last refuge from the problems of having a single descendant whose vocab is limited to "YOUR MOM!". A message flashed on the screen: "Do you need help?". He managed to squeeze out a sentence from his degrading brain "jes ai doo". Then, the display of his computer started displaying a first-person view of some dude who can't even hold a gun properly. "Come on", a new message popped up, "your hard- drive depends on you!"


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bzzrak

· Edited by bzzrak

  

(Mods, could you delete this one, please?)

 

***WARNING***

I have found a load of game-breaking bugs in this masterpiece of mine.

If you haven't dismissed this as another junk WAD bloating /idgames yet, please wait for a few more days until I post an updated version.

 

New version is in /incoming, it should be approved soon.

 

It's on the old frontend for now, this one is a bit slow, I guess.

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40oz

  

Not sure I'd define this map in so few words. It does however involve a lot of inescapable death and trial/error. If you can bear to die a few times as you progress, you'll find some of the traps and puzzles to be pretty neat and intuitive. The problem however is that there is no information to go off of that there is even a puzzle to solve. Arrows tell you what to do, and then you get attacked by monsters for doing it. Doors have crushers above them, unmarked walls are switches, etc. I'm not entirely sure the map is possible. I got stuck at this part for example (below.) Maybe the switch was supposed to be a repeatable action? Not sure. Also not sure if I'd play it again. Map author is smart, but applying it in a way that's probably only fun for spectators to laugh at, but not fun for anyone to play on their own.

 

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Count651

  

Lame troll map

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    • By Chipchase · Posted
      Superb firework display of thousands of fireballs seeming in slow motion because of the vastness - mostly avoidable as they land where you were ages ago; but worth playing just to see it. A HUGE square surrounded by tiers with hundreds of imps and a few others, plus a blockhouse you can enter first to collect ammo.  Fighting through the hundreds of monsters when you get onto the tiers is another matter, overwhelming at UV. I cheated to finish so at least I could review.  Some HOM bugs.
    • By CountArchvile · Posted
      Terrence For fucks sake...
    • By Yura04kizel · Posted
      Laggy hell with 32k monsters and too much invulnerability spheres. Just... total vomit.
    • By Chipchase · Posted
      Insanity, with voodoo dolls (see second screenshot).  I get the idea of a shooting gallery if that rocks your boat, but 6000 monsters behind railings- as far as the eye can see, FFS! My PC crawled when I looked towards the invuln spheres (someone said 32 k of them and you can't avoid picking up thousands at a time). In the end I cheated with god mode and no-clipping, and waded in among the chaingunners until I got bored.  
    • By Chipchase · Posted
      Simple, clearly a first wad.  All on the flat with big, brightly lit, and architecturally implausible rooms. The first map has two rooms, the second map one, and the third map one plus a kind of exit lobby. You can do one of two things - just run past the monsters and finish (I did it in 35 seconds), or have a bit of fun killing the monsters first. No noticable bugs. I hope the author will go on (or went on) to greater things.
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