FNAF Porn

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Dank booty 66 (jack the dragon)

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FURRIES HAVE CAME TO FUK SHIT UP NOW YO HAV TO FUK THER SHIT UP NI🅱🅱A!!!

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DA WEIRD FUK WHO MADE YIFFY.WAD, DA OTHER WEIRD FUK WHO MADE DA FOXY/PYROCYNICAL PORN THAT I USED FOR THE SPIDER DEMON, DA GUY WHO MADE GUN CASTER, HAPPY SOFT!!!!!!!!!, MEGA MAN/10, VINE SAUCE, MARIO, some other shit i missed, that gay weeb flower night song ._.

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New from scratch

Build Time

I DONT KNO ANY MO!

Editors Used

SLADE 3

Bugs

none that i know




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Jayextee

· Edited by Jayextee

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   7 of 7 members found this review helpful 7 / 7 members

Once upon a time, armed with my old Maximum Doom disc, I decided to go through every single user WAD to see what the history of DOOM modding was like; where it started, and get a feel for the experimentation that led to the scene as it was then, the year 2001-ish. This experiment did not last long; boxy rooms, random ill-fitting sounds, badly-converted textures from inappropriate sources, awkward 'custom' sprites and a general lack of aesthetic in any sense of the word -- all these things combined made the process about as pleasurable as one would imagine soldering my eyeballs to my anus would be. And this was before I'd even finished the 'A' section, tackled in alphabetical order of course.

 

Playing this steaming pool of fecal matter in WAD form (and I did, all eight maps of it; even if I needed to IDCLIP one of them and to find an exit switch on the arm of a swastika formation - classy) made me nostalgic for the extremely high bar set by those horrible Maximum Doom WADs.

By typing this, and if you are indeed reading this, more time has been devoted to this simpering travesty than it will ever deserve. But I'll nutshell it as some joke about the Furry community that likely nobody but the author will 'get' (with one map named 'Anthrocon' and another, um, 'Cum Zone') spread across eight minimal-effort maps, three of which are bad Icon of Sin encounters introduced by the sound of what I would imagine to be the author trying to have clumsy sexual relations with his microphone using only his nose.

I downloaded this to low-key troll my partner, who is a fan of the FNAF (or Five Nights At Freddy's) series. Even in that regard, this WAD had no value. Avoid.

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Doomkid

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   3 of 3 members found this review helpful 3 / 3 members

Masterpiece for the ages (0/5 - Vomit)

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konamikode

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   2 of 2 members found this review helpful 2 / 2 members

I don't know what I expected.

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MrD!zone

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   2 of 2 members found this review helpful 2 / 2 members

H-Doom 2 confirmed.

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dmg_64

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   2 of 2 members found this review helpful 2 / 2 members

Can I give half a star rating ?

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ShotgunDemolition

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   2 of 2 members found this review helpful 2 / 2 members

I was curious and I opened this wad to try it out (just so you know, I hate FNAF).

The sounds were horrible (ear-rapy to be precise), the pictures in the menu and some of the textures were Rule 34 bullshit, the gameplay is garbage and the enemy sprites are ripped off of different games, if I could guess (I think I remember that white blanket monster from somewhere). There are 8 maps in total and all of them are in a way or another huge empty boxes, with like 15 enemies each time.

Also the Cyberdemon shifts colors. WHAT IS THIS? A RAVE???

 

Finally, the author used the Hong Kong 97 music in the final level (now you are sure that the wad is really shitty, without playing it).

 

Bottom line: If you want to regret living, this wad will help you in that. Otherwise, leave it to rot in obscurity, like it deserves.

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Angry_Cat

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   1 of 1 member found this review helpful 1 / 1 member

Stop it, Get some help.

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AdirBlaz

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   1 of 1 member found this review helpful 1 / 1 member

......

Why?

Simply why?

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Walter confetti

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   1 of 1 member found this review helpful 1 / 1 member

What the hell is this thing?

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bzzrak

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   2 of 3 members found this review helpful 2 / 3 members

good

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Maisth

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   1 of 2 members found this review helpful 1 / 2 members

A True Masterpiece

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Poohlyash

  • 5
   1 of 3 members found this review helpful 1 / 3 members

yes

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Philnemba

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The only good redeeming quality about this wad was the mildly amusing flashing colorful Cyberdemon on Map 4 while Megaman 10 final boss music was playing in the background.

 

Other than that, the rest is forgettable garbage & best to avoid it.

 

- Philnemba 0.5/5(wish I can just give it half a star)

 

 

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    • By CzechMate29200 · Posted
      This is the best MegaWAD I've ever played, everyone MUST try it. 10 stars
    • By Dedalus 80 · Posted
      A single map with a pleasant architecture and well-thought-out fights where the player feels often cornered. Enjoy it while it lasts ;)
    • By Philnemba · Posted
      I really want to like this more because of the map restriction concept but unfortunately there seems to be a lack of quality control here because I only found about a 1/3 out of these 64 maps pretty good while the rest are just absolutely awful.  -Philnemba 2.5/5  
    • By NuMetalManiak · Posted
      once you play through one map, you pretty much have seen the rest. loads of zombies and imps in hallways, all monsters are not flagged deaf so they will wander. there's also tons of barrels in just about every level. that being said though, the gameplay is surprisingly good, you get to slaughter hordes of weak monsters most of the time and it's fun. the only bad thing about this is that there's no real theme, and there are very few differences between the maps. it's monotonous, but it is fun.
    • By Dedalus 80 · Posted
      I liked this map: not a masterwork but it's funny and visually well made.   Unfortunately I could not finish the final battle: my pc was throwing flames and screaming! My advice: give it a try.