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SATAN's Library

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You've always hated your local librian. She makes even Rossanne look small and undernourished. Apart from the fact that she is well, some what large she also is very mean and horrible . However, during one of your visits you notice a strange _gurgle_ sound coming from the toilet. You are reading a large book titled 'One billion and one ways to crash Microsoft Windows' and the noises begin to disturb you. Annoyed you burst into the cubicle. The sight before your eyes is probably the most digusting known to man. The librarian is litterally stuck to the toilet seat!

"Help me!!, the toilet is eating me!!" she pleads.

Trying not to be sick, you run over to her covering your eyes. She grabs onto your arm and trys to pull herself away. With a large heave the obese woman 'POP's from the seat and lands in the corner with a large That is not it however, seamingly aggravated by the removal of it's meal the toliet begins to SUCK violently. The air around whips and a roll of toilet paper gets sucked deep within. It still obviously is not happy and the force increases, tearing you from where you lie on the ground. As you fly towards to toilet from hell you scream out but the sound of the rushing air smothers it. The last thing you remeber it a warm_wet_smelly_squishy feeling, you blank-out.

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Oh dear, seems like you are in Hell, and you've found SATAN's library. The large wooden building seems errie. It is not particulary scary though, not for Satan's library. In fact, it is pretty damn dosile... no blood or lava anywhere. Maybe there is a secret entrance to SÀîŸ's Library, it is meant to be pretty scary and awful. It's here somewhere, maybe a bookshelf or two hold the answer? Perhaps an underground scary slimey dribble device that pulsates will help you out? Anyway, better find SÀîŸ's Library 'cause it is way scaryier than any SATAN's one. It is boring :)


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I admit that I haven't actually downloaded the level. I have however read the readme, which deserves four stars at least.

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    • By galileo31dos01 · Posted
      Done with these settings:   - Crispy Doom 5.3.
      - Ultra-Violence
      - Continuous combined with pistol start mindset.
      - No saves, mostly.
      Very decent tribute to the original game. Each map is essentially a remix of the ID's levels, built around the same theme and music tracks per episode, albeit with the author's personal changes to the design. Aesthetically, the only notorious difference, and by no means less important, is the texturing he decided to use in some sections. In general the maps look extra polished, there were no signs of misaligned textures, but I wasn't that attentive to be honest. He did left the most distinctive visual features of each map untouched, for example where it's supposed to be a dark secret dungeon, it is a dark secret dungeon, just not copy-pasted.    As said before, Wonderful Doom is just a revamped Ultimate Doom. If you know the game by heart, there may be little room for surprises, so you can take it as a memory test. Of course, the author added his own touch to the gameplay. I would underline the size of the rooms in comparison to the iwad, tending to be more compact though in no way less attractive. In consequence, they lead to a bit more claustrophobic combat, specially throughout the latter episodes, sometimes you'll find yourself in a hairy situation like a slow drop in a cluster of imps and barons coming from the shadows, or starting surrounded of pinkies and barrels to detonate using your ol' peashooter. Another thing is the resource balance, sometimes giving more leeway where there wasn't originally, other times less obvious for the pistol starter. This is part of several plot twists Wraith added here and there to the main concepts to keep it somehow fresh and interesting, but I'm not going to spoil any in particular.    Secret-wise, I guess it's not needless to say almost all of them can be found normally, there is one in E2M9 that can't be triggered due to the teleport line. Otherwise, there are no broken sectors or staircases of secrets (sorry to burst your bubble ;P). There are no disliked maps, and so I'll avoid to pick favourites this time. I also didn't care if most maps were extremely similar to the iwad ones, but that could not be the case for you.   Overall, I won't lie and say this turned out to be thoroughly enjoyable. It's what I expected from an author with such love for plain vanilla Ultimate Doom. Nostalgia fans should give it a go. Well, as long as you wish to "play Original Doom one more time", otherwise if you expect a thing like "Doom the Way ID Did", it might not be wise to download this. My rate is 8/10.
    • By bemused · Posted
      This is clearly the most groundbreaking, exciting release of the decade. Forget your megawads, this is where its at. Wonderful, delightful, sublime, glorious... all words that dont even come close to expressing just how great this wad is.
    • By Meril · Posted
      Another abomination in doom mapping. It's crap even in crap category.
    • By Meril · Posted
      Ugly, rectangular, not enough ammo. In one word: CRAP
    • By Meril · Posted
      Sound replacement is terrible. Sounds are very annoying. Level also is ugly. Only thing I like is sprites replacement. Kicking nazi asses is same as good like demons ones ;)
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