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You've always hated your local librian. She makes even Rossanne look small and undernourished. Apart from the fact that she is well, some what large she also is very mean and horrible . However, during one of your visits you notice a strange _gurgle_ sound coming from the toilet. You are reading a large book titled 'One billion and one ways to crash Microsoft Windows' and the noises begin to disturb you. Annoyed you burst into the cubicle. The sight before your eyes is probably the most digusting known to man. The librarian is litterally stuck to the toilet seat!
"Help me!!, the toilet is eating me!!" she pleads.
Trying not to be sick, you run over to her covering your eyes. She grabs onto your arm and trys to pull herself away. With a large heave the obese woman 'POP's from the seat and lands in the corner with a large That is not it however, seamingly aggravated by the removal of it's meal the toliet begins to SUCK violently. The air around whips and a roll of toilet paper gets sucked deep within. It still obviously is not happy and the force increases, tearing you from where you lie on the ground. As you fly towards to toilet from hell you scream out but the sound of the rushing air smothers it. The last thing you remeber it a warm_wet_smelly_squishy feeling, you blank-out.
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Oh dear, seems like you are in Hell, and you've found SATAN's library. The large wooden building seems errie. It is not particulary scary though, not for Satan's library. In fact, it is pretty damn dosile... no blood or lava anywhere. Maybe there is a secret entrance to SÀîŸ's Library, it is meant to be pretty scary and awful. It's here somewhere, maybe a bookshelf or two hold the answer? Perhaps an underground scary slimey dribble device that pulsates will help you out? Anyway, better find SÀîŸ's Library 'cause it is way scaryier than any SATAN's one. It is boring :)
"Help me!!, the toilet is eating me!!" she pleads.
Trying not to be sick, you run over to her covering your eyes. She grabs onto your arm and trys to pull herself away. With a large heave the obese woman 'POP's from the seat and lands in the corner with a large
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Oh dear, seems like you are in Hell, and you've found SATAN's library. The large wooden building seems errie. It is not particulary scary though, not for Satan's library. In fact, it is pretty damn dosile... no blood or lava anywhere. Maybe there is a secret entrance to SÀîŸ's Library, it is meant to be pretty scary and awful. It's here somewhere, maybe a bookshelf or two hold the answer? Perhaps an underground scary slimey dribble device that pulsates will help you out? Anyway, better find SÀîŸ's Library 'cause it is way scaryier than any SATAN's one. It is boring :)
