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Pardon Me, My Soup is Cold, Could You Please Die In It

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Wait a minute... I'm playing Doom2, right? So Why am I stuck in Wolfenstein? Oh, look. AHHHHH I'm in Hell!!! Try out Ultra- Violence. Other wise, you have no right playing Doom, and I never want to see you again. We integrated loser skill levels for those not worthy of such a well thought out WAD. E-mail me and tell us what you think.

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Walter confetti


Not a complete map disaster, getting hooked from the title and the hilarious weird ass description for the said map.

Level is pretty short and blocky and gameplay is pretty easy, but overall it was a fun 5 minutes at playing it. It's a semi decent map. I don't know why I didn't find out half of the enemies in the map.

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Rated 1.5, MAP01. Wolfenstein, simple, repetitive, then a semi-transition to a short simple Doom level (3 rooms + 3 alcoves + doors passage). Good for a one-time play through. Can be exited without opening the last alcove with the last dozen monsters. You must edit the level and remove the linedef tag from the sector behind that door. Otherwise it does not open and just shows HOM. Also you must find where the switch is, a total of 4 trips back to Wolfenstein.

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Kurwa, who wrote the readme for this? ._. Another Eric Harris? And wad sucks really

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ha! i love that level name! but oh ya the wad sucks

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    • By Asking4Id · Posted
      Has some things going for it, clearly a step above wads that are unplayable. However, the author forced mouselook off (a decision I disagree with) so I didn't have as much fun as I might have.
    • By Walter confetti · Posted
      A really interesting level, pretty intricate and with a strong exploration key on the gameplay. Also really good theme and design of the map, really enjoyed the sector arches and detail touches in the map... I really enjoyed it!
    • By rdwpa · Posted
      A reader skimming the Doomworld Files listing might be taken for a ride. March 8, 2013. WadEd??!! AOL???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   Rest assured, reader, you're not in an alternate universe; this wad is squarely of '90s vintage (1997 if we trust the timestamp), with its submission to the archvies delayed for an epoch, as often happens.   It is one of those wads that replaces some of the sounds simply because that was a cool thing to do. Pinkies chomp at you like they have robot teeth. Weapons have a Star Wars "retro future" feel to them. Lost souls squeal like demented young girls.     The map is a tangle of hallways and paths that crisscross, dressed in austere visuals. Progression doesn't grant a wealth of options, but it feels intricate nonetheless because of the map's consistent unfolding and unraveling. 
      What quickly stands out about the combat is how relentlessly trappy it plays out. Not in the newschool sense of "staged key fights" but of unexpected closets opening up to more closets, of lifts suddenly plunging you into hostile fire, of quick doors that blaze open and expose caged archviles.   Patrick Smith is out for blood.
    • By riderr3 · Posted
      Good visuals to stare at, but in many maps there was some imbalance in difficulty, busting with hitscanners, as well as narrow passages-bottlenecks with elevators that can block player. In addition, I never found a chainsaw for the entire episode. As well there are scarcity of the secret places.

      I'd also like to see the incarnation of MAP20: Gotcha in a similar style. Nevertheless, this map is more suitable for the third episode and is essentially considered a transitional one.
    • By Misty · Posted
      It's not really that great as people are trying to be make. If we strip down all those models and other effects, we will find that map set is actually looking like any other early-mid 00's set + all those misalignments with questionable incidental combat... I guess, for quick fun it's viable.

      3/5 stars, because it seems it's one of those rare jdoom/doomsday wads, but you can freely run on gzdoom or any other port which supports jdoom/doomsday things.