About This File
Yes folks, the all new ACME Custard Pie Launcher is a marvel of modern
technology. Capable of firing Custard pies at high velocity and deady
accuracy at friend and foe alike, the ACME Custard Pie Launcher is a must
for every Doomer's arsenal. Smother enemies in custard, or, if you miss,
have them helpless with the giggles. The ACME Custard Pie Launcher features
an Anti-recoil firing mechanism; lightweight carbon-fiber-titanium-aluminium
body, Infra-red sighting (Helmet and visor not included) and non-automatic
target aquisition.