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DDD OOO OOO M M ! V 1.0
THE STORY SO FAR:
You are Denis Leary, and have grown sick of the crime in
New York City, so you decide to clean up the streets.
After all, New York IS hell!
Title : Denis Leary Doom, V 1.0
Filename : DL.WAD
Author : Les Jones
Email Address : firstname.lastname@example.org
Misc. Author Info : Just another DOOMer, NSA (no special attributes)
Description : I was listening to the CD "No Cure For Cancer" when
talking to someone about DOOM, and the idea of making a
.WAD came to me. I had played Ash/AoD and the James Brown
.WAD's, and found them very funny. But the first time I
played Denis Leary DOOM, I almost died laughing (and I died
several times while playing, too...). It may not be the
best-ever .WAD, but it is likely the funniest.
Created from sound samples taken solely from the CD and
edited by me using Windows 3.1 SoundBlaster 16 tools.
I do plan to make a .wad especially for DOOM II
(if I can find a .wad tool that works...)
Additional Credits to : To Bill Neisius, the maker of DMAUD
* Play Information *
Episode and Level # : Any (DOOM I or II).
Single Player : Yes.
Cooperative 2-4 Player : Don't know.
Deathmatch 2-4 Player : Don't know.
Difficulty Settings : All (hopefully).
New Sounds : Yes, many.
New Graphics : No.
New Music : No.
Demos Replaced : None.
Command line start : doom -file dl.wad (for any newbie bound to ask).
WARNING! : CONTAINS EXTREMELY FOUL, OFFENSIVE, AND ABUSIVE LANGUAGE.
NOT RECOMMENDED FOR CHILDREN, CATHOLICS, RIGHT-WINGERS,
FANS OF 1970's MUSIC, OR OTHER OVERLY-SENSITIVE PEOPLE.
(May also lead to severe fits of laughter.)
* Construction *
Base : Denis Leary's CD "No Cure For Cancer"
Editor(s) used : DMAUD.EXE
Known Bugs : None.
* Copyright / Permissions *
You may distribute the WAD and this accompanying text file with no
modifications to either. They may be distributed together in any
electronic format (BBS, Diskette, CD, etc) as long as they remain