[SCENE] E2M8: At one end of one side of the arena is a Cyberdemon
disconsolately tossing rockets. At the other end is a green Marine with yellow
glowing eyes and a huge grin plastered across his face. The Marine is firing
BFG blasts at the Cyberdemon.]
[The Cyberdemon looks down to hear a hiss from nearby over the din. Standing
behind one of the columns is a Former Trooper carrying a large box. The Cyber
ducks behind the pillar.]
Cyberdemon: Damn Marines. most of them are either too good or use the cheats,
the rest are so useless they can't beat the Barons on E1M8.
Trooper: Yeah, it's a real dog. Here, gimme that arm.
[The Cyberdemon pauses, then detaches his cybernetic arm.]
Cyberdemon: Who the hell are you, anyway?
Trooper: Eric Schwarzenegger.
[The Cyberdemon looks down enquiringly]
Trooper: Second cousin, three times removed.
[The Trooper finishes his work and hands the arm back]
Cyberdemon: Where'd you get that Chaingun.
Trooper: Cacos intercepted a UAC shipment of weapons in the fourth sector.
Everyone's getting an upgrade. That BFG you have there is supercharged. It'll
kill the buggers even if they have the cheats on.
[The Cyberdemon grins]
Cyberdemon: What's everyone else getting then?
Trooper: I don't know much. The Sergeants have taken a course in quick-draw,
and they got a bunch of "health bonuses". I heard something about the
Spider-Demon getting a powerup and some new weapon.
Cyberdemon: What new weapon?
Trooper: Something called a Chain rocket Launcher...
[The Cyberdemon grins evilly. He reattaches his arm.]
Cyberdemon: Well, time to kick butt.
[The Cyberdemon steps out from behind the column and greases the Marine.]
Cyberdemon: I LIKE this weapon.
The patch: Jacks up all the monsters. Like the man said, Troopers with
chainguns, pumped Sergeants, BFG Cyberdemons and more.
The Spider-demon is harder to kill, and has a chain-rocket launcher.
Watch out for steady streams of rockets.
Known Bugs: The Trooper bugs from 1.0 is fixed. The spider demon is the one
who is trigger happy now.
Where to get this patch: alt.binaries.doom