Title :Dorks 'R Us: Graphics and Sound WAD
Author :Alex Bobbs
Email Address :AlexBobbs@prodigy.net
Misc. Author info :I'm an aritst who makes WAD's for a hobby.
My address is:
11911 Louise Ave.
Granada Hills, CA 91344
Description :The full version of this graphics and sound WAD will
replace eight musics, 28 sounds, 1 weapon, 4 bad guys,
and some other stuff. Every change I've made is
something totally demented and silly. (See complete
Contents:SHDORK.WAD The WAD itself
DEUSF.EXE A tool you will need to use the sprites
SHDORK.TXT You're reading it
HDORK.TXT You're reading it
HHE.EXE Needed to implement the .exe patch
HHE.INI Needed to run HHE
DORKS.HHE A hacked .exe patch
Full version preview stuff included:
HERETIC09.GIF A screen shot of the Energizer Bunny
HERETIC15.GIF A screen shot of Santa
HERETIC17.GIF A screen shot of Rocky and Bullwinkle
SNKDTH.WAV The doom trooper's death line:"I'm doomed"
KGTDTH.WAV The Energizer Bunny's death line:"Should've
Additional Credits : My brother, Philip Bobbs, for his energizer
bunny artwork and voice clips.
Base :From scratch
Editors Used :Deutex, Wintex, Paintbrush, Sound Recorder, TED,
Creative Wave Studio, Paint Shop Pro.
Known Bugs :It crashes when you run it on Episode 5
(the Stagnant Demense).
After unzipping, copy ALL files included in this zipped package to
your HERETIC Directory. Whenever you want to play Dorks 'R Us, follow
the following procedures:
1. Enter the HERETIC directory
2. Type "DeuSF -merge hdork.wad" and press enter
3. Type "Heretic" and press enter. The game will begin.
4. To restore Heretic to it's original state, type "DeuSF -restore"
and press enter.
*Copyright / Permissions*
READ THIS CAREFULLY(It's worth a laugh):
If you wish to keep this program, you must register it for $75 within 2
hours of installing it. If you do not wish to register it: After the 2 hour
time limit, you must discontinue using it, erase it from your computer,
destroy any disks it came on, delete any archival copies, sign an aggrement
that you will never get a similar program, agree to the disclaimer and
waurentee, E-mail a comments/suggestion letter to me, destroy any evidence
that you ever had the program, and deny you ever got it. Furthermore, you
may NEVER distribute this program AT ALL, and you may NEVER use any part of
it for ANY of your own programming purposes. Should you break any of these
rules, MY SPIES WILL SEE YOU AND KICK YOUR BUTT. Just kidding.
THE TRUTH IS:
Unlike most programmers, I am not in denial about the fact that you can all
do what you please with my software without me knowing it. Therefore, I'm
not going to pretend that I can stop you with any legal mumbo jumbo, but I
would VERY MUCH appreciate it if:
Credit is given when credit is due, and
Please include this txt. file when distributing.
IN FACT, PLEASE DISTRIBUTE! Give it to your friends! Give it to your
relatives! Upload it onto your favorite FTP site!
***COMPLETE LIST OF CHANGES***
(starred entries are only available in the full version)
New Musics :"Mission:Impossible", *the "Batman" theme, *"MacArthur Park",
"Hold me, Thrill me, Kiss me, Kill me", "Begginner Skier"(by me)
*"Plea for the Trix Rabbit" (by me), *"All blues", *??????
(mystery music, I really don't know what it is or how I got
it, but it's really cool)
New Voice Clips :GARGOYLE:"Ouch!", "Aww, man...", "Hee Hee Hee..." DOOM
TROOPER:*"I'm doomed!",*"Doom Rules!", BARNEY:"I love you,
you love me...", "You don't love me!", SANTA:*"Ho, ho ho...
" *"You've been a very naughty boy this year.", SABRECLAW:
*"Como Estás?" *"No es bien!", HERETIC:*"Man, this is bogus!",
*"I HATE it when this happens", *"Cool!" ENERGIZER BUNNY:
*"Should've used Duracell.",DRAGON:*"Man, is this guy heavy",
DISPARIL:*"Naughty, Naughty", *"I regret that I have but
one life to lose for my country", WIZARD:"Double, Double,
toil and trouble", "I'm Melting!" MAULATAUR: "Will you
be my friend?"
New Sound FX :*DOOM Trooper footsteps, Whip cream, flying pies, "splatting"
pies, *Energizer bunny drum, *switch, *dragonclaw shot.
New Scenery :Hollywood sign, *Graffiti:"OJ was here", *Graffiti: "Alex was here"
(hey, that's me), *Campaign posters, "No heretics" sign,
"Mortal Kombat", *Rocky and Bulwinkle stained glass window,
"Red Rum"(the Shining), *happy faces, *rainbow walls,
*Flourescent lights, *lampshades, circus barrels,
*"Beware of Barney" signs.
New Enemies :*The DOOM trooper, *The Energizer Bunny, Barney, *"Santa" stuff
on Iron Lich.
New Weapons :The BPG(Big Pie Gun): Fires cream pies and makes whip cream
rain down on the enemies when you use the tome of power.
It replaces the HELLSTAFF.
Other Graphics :New title/loading/ending screens, Smily faces on health chain,
Mustaches and glasses on stone beasts, New Menu header, New help/credit screens.
The biggest, baddest, cartooniest, coolest, most complete HERETIC add-on ever!!!
It's SUPER MARIO 3D!!! Use weapons like the fire finger and artifacts like the
bomb-omb to battle koopas, hammer bros. and more in this spectacular WAD.
RELEASE DATE(as of now): July '97
ALIENS vs. HERETIC
Now, you Heretic gamers won't have to miss out on Justin Fischer's Aliens-TC
for DOOM, since I'm working on making this new version for Heretic. This
WAD has been declared to be the best WAD for DOOM.
RELEASE DATE: Sometime in the first half a 1997
(Note: these are mere IDEAS that I haven't even started on, but you can still
E-mail me to tell me which ideas you like best)
A NASTY PRANK
This is a small prank WAD. Merge it into your friends Heretic WAD and he
go nuts attacking a an enemy who is actually his weapon!
"To be... or not to be" A Heretic sound patch which will give the monsters
and the Heretic a lot of Shakespearean lines.
MENACES TO SOCIETY
Battle OJ Simpson, the Unabomber, Bill Clinton, and other menaces to society
in this graphics and sound WAD.
Feel free to E-mail any comments, critisisms, or questions to me at: