Dirty Harry Dies Here!!

(Somebody downloads this WAD) -Are you sure? This is gonna hurt. -100% pure crap and awesomeness, let it hurt.

This makes you wanna blow your brains out with a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world.

This is the worst non-spoof wad I have ever played. Rather than simply irritating me with its awfulness these three levels actively offended me. It is from 1997 so there is no excuse. The sounds consists of the author shrieking into a microphone; the level is a cacophany of this guy's voice screeching "callaghan!" and "ouch". The levels are square and random. The new graphics are appallingly bad. They were impressive in 1994 because they were new graphics, not because they were good.

Constructive criticism: Don't ever touch a doom editor again. EVER.

This raped my face and made it bleed. Ask yourself a question...do you feel lucky, punk? Well do ya? Coz if you DON'T then just don't play this WAD. 0/5 -Maes

If only stupidity were painful.

This makes me wanna listen to emo music and slit my wrists.

Three very large maps (300-600 monsters), with haphazard texturing and layout, lots of random teleporting, confusing progression, new awful sprites and sounds, and many HOMs/missing textures. The fights were generally good, though. You're well supplied with ammo and health throughout so the challenge is pretty low. The .deh is retarded and makes gameplay even easier, so don't use it. The only reference to "Dirty Harry" are some new sounds ("CALLAHAAAAN!"). --2/5