Title :Dorks 'R Us: Graphics and Sound WAD, full version
Author :Alex Bobbs
Email Address :AlexBobbs@prodigy.net
Misc. Author info :I'm a student(Class of '99) who makes WAD's for a hobby.
My website is:
Description :This version of this graphics and sound WAD will
replace eight musics, 28 sounds, 1 weapon, 4 bad guys,
and some other stuff. Every change I've made is
something totally demented and silly. (See complete
Contents: HDORK.WAD The WAD itself
DORKS.HHE A hacked .EXE patch(use only with version 1.3)
DEUSF.EXE A tool you will need to use the sprites
HDORK.TXT You're reading it
HHE.EXE Needed to implement the .exe patch
HHE.INI Needed to run HHE
Additional Credits : My brother, Philip Bobbs, for his energizer
bunny artwork and voice clips. Also id
software for the doom trooper artwork which
I grabbed from the shareware version of DOOM.
Base :From scratch
Editors Used :Deutex, Wintex, Paintbrush, Sound Recorder, TED,
Creative Wave Studio, Paint Shop Pro, HHE
Known Bugs :It crashes when you run it on Episode 5
(the Stagnant Demense).
After unzipping, copy ALL files included in this zipped package to
your HERETIC Directory. Whenever you want to play Dorks 'R Us, follow
the following procedures:
1. Enter the HERETIC directory
2. Type "DeuSF -merge hdork.wad" and press enter
3. Type "Heretic" and press enter. The game will begin.
4. To restore Heretic to it's original state, type "DeuSF -restore"
and press enter.
If you have version 1.3, follow these instructions to use the .exe patch:
1. Run hhe.exe
2. Press l, and tell it to load dorks.hhe(IGNORE ERROR MESSAGES)
3. After it's done, press w
4. When you run Dorks 'R Us, type "herehack" instead of "heretic"
*Copyright / Permissions*
DISTRIBUTE THIS WAD!!! IT IS FREEWARE!!!
Due to complications(legal and otherwise) I have decided to release the FULL
VERSION of this fantastic WAD as freeware.
Of, course, there are limitations... (hee, hee)
-Thou shalt not sip cola while using Dorks 'R Us
-Thou shalt not distribute this WAD using BBS
-Thou shalt not use any cheat codes
-If you break theses rules, MY SPYS WILL SEE YOU!!! I KNOW ALL AND SEE ALL!!!
Actually, you can do whatever the heck you want with this WAD, as long as
credit is given when credit is due. So, if you decide to give this WAD to
your friends, feature stuff from it on your WWW site, or use graphics and
sounds from it, make sure to tell people who started it all (A .TXT file
***COMPLETE LIST OF CHANGES***
New Musics :"Mission:Impossible", the "Batman" theme, "MacArthur Park",
"Hold me, Thrill me, Kiss me, Kill me", "Begginner Skier"(by me)
"Plea for the Trix Rabbit" (by me), "All blues", ??????
(mystery music, I really don't know what it is or how I got
it, but it's really cool)
New Voice Clips :GARGOYLE: "Ouch!" "Aww, man..." "Hee Hee Hee..."
DOOM TROOPER: "I'm doomed!" "Doom Rules!"
BARNEY: "I love you, you love me..." "You don't love me!"
SANTA: "Ho, ho ho..." "You've been a very naughty boy this
SABRECLAW: "Como Estás?" "No es bien!"
HERETIC: "Man, this is bogus!" "I HATE it when this
ENERGIZER BUNNY: "Should've used Duracell."
DRAGON: "Man, is this guy heavy"
DISPARIL: "Naughty, Naughty" "I regret that I have but
one life to lose for my country"
WIZARD:"Double, Double, toil and trouble", "I'm Melting!"
MAULATAUR: "Will you be my friend?"
New Sound FX :DOOM Trooper footsteps, Whip cream, flying pies, "splatting"
pies, Energizer bunny drum, switch, dragonclaw shot.
New Scenery :Hollywood sign, Graffiti:"OJ was here", Graffiti: "Alex was here"
(hey, that's me), Campaign posters, "No heretics" sign,
"Mortal Kombat", Rocky and Bulwinkle stained glass window,
"Red Rum"(the Shining), happy faces, rainbow walls,
Flourescent lights, lampshades, circus barrels,"Beware
of Barney" signs.
New Enemies :The DOOM trooper, The Energizer Bunny, Barney, "Santa" on Iron Lich.
New Weapons :The BPG(Big Pie Gun): Fires cream pies and makes whip cream
rain down on the enemies when you use the tome of power.
It replaces the HELLSTAFF.
Other Graphics :New title/loading/ending screens, Smily faces on health chain,
Mustaches and glasses on stone beasts, New Menu header, New help/credit screens.
.EXE changes :text changes: BPG related stuff, episodes, difficulty
levels, end of episode 1(make sure to check it out)
The biggest, baddest, cartooniest, coolest, most complete HERETIC add-on ever!!!
It's SUPER MARIO 3D!!! Use weapons like the fire finger and artifacts like the
bomb-omb to battle koopas, hammer bros. and more in this spectacular WAD.
Progress so far(11-12-97): 2/3 finished. We just gotta finish the enemies
and wall textures.
Availablity: You can get the preview version from FTP.CDROM.COM
ALIENS vs. HERETIC
Now, you Heretic gamers won't have to miss out on Justin Fischer's Aliens-TC
for DOOM, since I'm working on making this new version for Heretic. This
WAD has been declared to be the best WAD for DOOM.
AVAILABILITY: FTP.CDROM.COM and my homepage
Feel free to E-mail any comments, critisisms, or questions to me at: