Here it is at last! The most REVOLTING DOOM add-on ever!
(1994, D & D Enterprises)
Written by Dave Pancoast, conceived of by Dave Lowensohn,
and made possible by DeHacked (beta version), the only DOOM
utility that will make you say, "Wow! Now that's really
sick. I'm glad I use Dial. I wish those re-exploding
imps did" was born. Special thanks also go out to
the programmer who brought us the "Super Weapons" patch
that is incorporated into this fine utility.
The basic premise of the story so far is this:
You bought DOOM legally because you love shareware so
much, only to find that the deaths, while somewhat
cool, just don't have that really sick aspect that
the game boasts. "Crap," you say, "this game is
just getting boring. Why can't those dying men be
more lively?" This is where the creative genius
of Two Daves Enterprises comes in. We know how sick
you people are, and we try to cater to every need.
THIS PATCH IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART! DO NOT
OPERATE HEAVY MACHINERY AFTER INITIAL USE! All this
little gem does is edit your DOOM.EXE (SO BACK IT UP
FOR AGATHA CHRISTIE'S SAKE) and make those boring
death sequences just a tad more interesting. Note
that this program has only been tested on one machine
with system specifications listed below:
Gravis Ultrasound card w/ latest drivers
Nothing else that is important
Use this program at your own risk, I will not accept
blame for this program running amuck and eating your
You may reach me for words of encouragement, letters
of marque, or just to chat about inane stuff at:
email@example.com - Dave Pancoast
??? - Dave Lowensohn has yet to connect
Installation can be easy, or hard if you choose.
Unzip the files into a "PATCHES" subdir off of DOOM
Get DeHacked from your favorite FTP and type:
dehacked -load revolt.deh
*from within your DOOM directory*
That's it! You should be ready to lock and load.
Try to teach your mom how to do this.
That's it! Good luck!