dannebubinga Posted November 28, 2011 So you're walking home from town on a saturday night after partying with your friends. A bunch of thugs sorround you, beat the crap out of you and steal your wallet and phone (your brand new Iphone or whatever). You recover from the bruises and the insurance company gives you some money for the things the thugs stole from you. The police tells you that they pretty much know who these thugs are, but they don't have any heavy proof to prosecute the thugs. The police also tells you that the thugs are middle class brats that do these kinds of things cause they are bored and think it's fun to play gangsta. 4 weeks later you're out partying again and you start walking home when the same thugs appear out of the shadows. They're laughing and taunting you, telling you that you will get your assed kicked and robbed again. The hatred you feel for these thugs as they are closing in on you is so great that it can summon a great fighter to help you get your revenge. Who would you summon? The fighter/character you summon can of course be fictional, but the damage he/she will deal will be just as strong as you imagine in real life. For example: If a thug gets thrown into a wall, he'll probably die :P 0 Share this post Link to post
Gez Posted November 28, 2011 summonfriend archvile They get burned and exploded and thrown in the air. And then they are resurrected as my loyal brainwashed minions. 0 Share this post Link to post
Alfonzo Posted November 28, 2011 Angel Summoner and BMX Bandit, or perhaps Christopher Hitchens if they're the sort of thugs that are vulnerable to a verbal beating. But if they're really asking for it then this, although that particular summoning way well require something of a context. EDIT: On second thought, the first selection would probably deliberate too long on what to do, the second wouldn't get a word in edgeways and I'm not entirely sure if thugs can be warded off by giant crosses and foul language. I would probably just carry this around with me. Why leave all the fun to somebody else anyway? 0 Share this post Link to post
GreyGhost Posted November 28, 2011 Judge Dredd, and hope they all resist arrest. 0 Share this post Link to post
bytor Posted November 28, 2011 oh it's time to bust heads...BIG VINNIE, I SUMMON THEE! *burp* EDIT: link removed 0 Share this post Link to post
Grazza Posted November 28, 2011 The Decompress Daemon from STRAIN. That's a monster they created, and then didn't include in any of the maps. Invisible, moves fast and gibs everything it touches, no questions asked.glboom-plus strain strain.deh doom2 -warp 32 -skill 4 0 Share this post Link to post
Maes Posted November 28, 2011 Judge Colt and his jury of six. Only that I would summon them preemptively. 0 Share this post Link to post
The Pursuer Posted November 28, 2011 Pain Elemental, it'd be funny to watch. 0 Share this post Link to post
Vordakk Posted November 28, 2011 Joe Musashi of course. By the time they lay eyes on Shinobi, their limbs will already be lying on the ground, spurting hot blood. 0 Share this post Link to post
Remilia Scarlet Posted November 28, 2011 Tsubaki Sanjuro or Paul Kersey. 0 Share this post Link to post
Ultraboy94 Posted November 28, 2011 A beserker packing man-and-a-half. Because someone already took Fluttershy. 0 Share this post Link to post
PRIMEVAL Posted November 28, 2011 The NWO Hollywood Hogan, Nash, and Hall. 0 Share this post Link to post
DoOmEr4LiFe Posted November 28, 2011 I would respond with: "Gentleman, in the time between your last successful attempt at my possessions, I seem to have come into a vast fortune. As such I have paid off a most prolific ninja assassin to help me kombat your second attempt and make it less so." Of course, then a kunai attached to a rope would come out of nowhere, and Scorpion would proceed to beat them mercilessly. Then, when that is over, I get to say the best part: "finish them". 0 Share this post Link to post
Sharessa Posted November 28, 2011 Memfis said:Fluttershy. Heh, that would be an awesome way to guilt them to death. If it were a physical beating, Rainbow Dash would be a better candidate. Ooh, better yet, the Powerpuff Girls. They can deliver a no-holds-barred beatdown like no one else. If I had to choose one, then Bubbles (my avatar) because she could do everything Fluttershy could do AND deliver a beatdown. Khorus said:Vyvyan Basterd YES! "This calls for special blend of psychology, and extreme violence!" 0 Share this post Link to post
DoomUK Posted November 28, 2011 Obviously Doomguy is the only acceptable name to post as a candidate for such a job. Just drop a berserker pack in front of him and those thugs will bother you no more. 0 Share this post Link to post
Olympus Posted November 28, 2011 Zapdos! I choose you! But seriously, I'd choose zapdos to electrocute the shit out of them. 0 Share this post Link to post
lupinx-Kassman Posted November 28, 2011 I would summon Mohandas Gandhi and teach them Truth and Love. EAT IT. 0 Share this post Link to post
Aliotroph? Posted November 28, 2011 The Doctor. After 30 minutes of running around, him confusing everybody and trying to guilt them, only one of them would remain alive, their neighbourhood would have exploded and the rest of them would have melted into puddles of rubber. None of this would involve any weapons. Tea would follow. 0 Share this post Link to post
hex11 Posted November 28, 2011 Pepper spray and then take their wallets. Also strip them naked and tie them up hanging above freeway overpass. 0 Share this post Link to post
Snakes Posted November 28, 2011 The last words they'd ever hear would be, "Name's Ash. Housewares." 0 Share this post Link to post
pavera Posted November 28, 2011 I'd summon knights of the round then ride off on my gold chocobo. 0 Share this post Link to post