Yep, we're such a funny country

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2106004/Chuck-Norris-bridge-named-him.html

What a badass country.

When a gag has reached Slovakia, it's definitely ran it's course.

Technician said:

When a gag has reached Slovakia, it's definitely ran it's course.

That gag ran its course years ago.

Snakes said:

That gag ran its course years ago.

Slavakia is that far behind the times.

Hellbent said:

Slavakia is that far behind the times.

In Slavakia, Chuck Norris is in his late forties.

Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick someone so hard that Chuck Norris jokes are no longer funny.

Chuck Norris is so tough that bridges named after him do not require repair or maintenance of any kind.

Krispy said:

Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick someone so hard that Chuck Norris jokes are funny.

FTFY

Krispy said:

Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick someone so hard that Chuck Norris jokes are no longer funny.

He could do that by doing nothing.

Chuck Norris can do anything by doing nothing.

This thread inspired me to watch whatever end fight scene of Lone Wolf McQuade. It was cheese-suck. So I watched return of the dragon instead which was cheese-cool (cheese maybe mostly because of the bad english translation) all parts are on youtube btw. Everyone knows that martial artists are judged mostly by the quality of their movies.

Probably chuck norris jokes and bridge names are viral marketing for total gym. Then again, chuck norris can sell total gyms without any marketing.

Bruce Lee owns Chuck Norris. End of story.

imp1979 said:

Bruce Lee owns Chuck Norris. End of story.

I heard that!

imp1979 said:

Bruce Lee owns Chuck Norris. End of story.

Totally.

Fact: Chuck Norris facts started as Vin Diesel facts.

AMERICA F*CK YEAH

They're might name a bridge after Chuck Norris? Holy hell, that would be fucking awesome if it actually happens.

The bridge will cross the Over 9000 River to reach the small town of Allyourbaseville in Slovakia's Badger Badger Badger Valley

NitroactiveStudios said:

They're might name a bridge after Chuck Norris? Holy hell, that would be fucking awesome if it actually happens.

IIRC, there's a city in Eastern Europe with a statue of Frank Zappa. Now THAT is awesome.

EDIT: It's in Vilnius, and it's just a bust. Still awesome.