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Your thoughts on Human Centipede 1 & 2

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I've heard legends of Human Centipede 1. My friends all talk about it and it is tough not to walk past the DVD at Blockbuster and wonder wtf? Plus I've seen clips on shows like Beavis and Butthead. and South Park did the parody. What are your thoughts?

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geo said:

And South Park did the parody.


"Kyle, since you have to eat my poo, I'll let you decide. What should I eat? The cut of fish with asparagus, or the vanilla paste?"
"*muffled* Vanilla paste! Vanilla paste!"
"Okay, cut of fish it is."

Best episode in a long time. Back on topic, human centipede is retarded.

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Why not just watch them for yourself and draw your own conclusion?

But yeah, they're pretty terrible.

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Aliotroph? said:

The guy should have taken half a dozen people and connected them in a loop: the human cyclopede! :p


At least then it would send a message about food/energy self-production and self-sufficiency.

Now, if you modify a few of the links of the human centipede to be like DMCHOSHO...

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My phase of watching the "scariest/goriest horror films of all time" has passed, and nothing's going to top August Underground (or actual gore videos) anyway, so I can't find the interest, even when they're both easily available on Netflix.

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Never watched the first past the funny trailer and didn't know there was a sequel.

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The initial shock is over once the surgery is done for a few minutes, after that it becomes terrible. If you really want to be shocked watch A Serbian Film or August Underground (which i see has been mentioned already).

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Anyone who voluntarily watches these movies is participating in the active destruction of the artform known as cinema. Thanks assfaces.

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Doomguy's FORCED and PAINFUL HUMAN CENTIPEDE Chocolate Shotgun with EXTRA POWER? Now SUCH a mod would be da motherfuckin' ass.

Technician said:

I only enjoy ass to mouth when it's consensual, and between three men.


Imagine controlling a reverse train of 3 Ass-To-Mouth Doomguys, attacking with a TRIPLE POWER FORCED and PAINFUL Chocolate Shotgun blast. ANY TAKERS?

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Maes said:

Imagine controlling a reverse train of 3 Ass-To-Mouth Doomguys, attacking with a TRIPLE POWER FORCED and PAINFUL Chocolate Shotgun blast. ANY TAKERS?


Doomworld community project time! We need scripters. Mappers. Artists. Midi composers. It can be done in two months!

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Human centipede was just a money making scheme where viral advertising was automatically generated due to the 'shocking' content. It has the same spammy taste of a chain letter pyramid scheme with the 'movie' just an excuse base for it all. I've only seen clips of the movie and they were shit, bad lame acting/non-shocking/non-interesting. This is the behavior that the economy rewards with piles of cash. So the choice is work at mcdonalds or come up with some money making scheme like this. I've noticed being an IRL troll is actually a profitable profession, apauled on youtube, fred phelps, jackass..

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AU Mordum was just as boring as the first one.

As for the Human Centipede, the movie is not even worth mentioning. Bla bla.

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Use3D said:

Anyone who voluntarily watches these movies is participating in the active destruction of the artform known as cinema. Thanks assfaces.


I was more entertained by Serbian Film than than the new Transformers movies. Am i still an assface? ;D

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Hell's Vendetta said:

I was more entertained by Serbian Film than than the new Transformers movies. Am i still an assface? ;D

Newborn porn was worth the price of rental.

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Krispy said:

"Kyle, since you have to eat my poo, I'll let you decide. What should I eat? The cut of fish with asparagus, or the vanilla paste?"
"*muffled* Vanilla paste! Vanilla paste!"
"Okay, cut of fish it is."

Best episode in a long time. Back on topic, human centipede is retarded.


Cuttlefish.


Meh, the movie isn't worth wasting your time when you could be doing other more useful things. Such as watching TV or sitting on your lawn trying to pick the shapes of clouds out to be things.

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kmxexii said:

Watch a horror movie by John Carpenter instead


Haha I just watched the HD version of Big Trouble in Little China. Now that's a fucking movie.

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Use3D said:

Haha I just watched the HD version of Big Trouble in Little China. Now that's a fucking movie.

That was one of those movies I used to watch practically every day when I was a kid. I feel sorry for those who weren't raised on a stable diet of John Carpenter's magnum opus.

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