Maes Posted April 10, 2013 Ouch. Now, since the gullible muslims that ate it will go to Hell anyway, there's no reason for them not to cause some more trouble, while they're at it. They'll just justify their actions and call for "understanding their sensitivities". And even those that didn't eat it have a good excuse to lash out, cause some riots, break and burn some things and kill some people (including their own), even in totally unrelated countries. Again because their "sensitivities have been offended". How convenient. 0 Share this post Link to post
Coopersville Posted April 10, 2013 So is "[this] was found in [this]" now a thing on here? Because in case you didn't know (and this is quite the scandal I'm breaking here), a lot of Doomworld avatars contain fish. 0 Share this post Link to post
Technician Posted April 10, 2013 This is Sweden, so they'll probably advertise an extremist riot as a "cultural awareness march." --Ah, that is as long as no Muslims piss on monuments while standing up, of course. 0 Share this post Link to post
schwerpunk Posted April 10, 2013 Technician said:This is Sweden, so they'll probably advertise an extremist riot as a "cultural awareness march." --Ah, that is as long as no Muslims piss on monuments while standing up, of course. Jesus... So wait, I do pee sitting down sometimes, but I've never taken the time to stand up afterwards just to shake off. What's wrong with just giving it a little wag between the legs? This sounds like a PSA learning opportunity. 0 Share this post Link to post
Maes Posted April 10, 2013 Technician said:Ah, that is as long as no Muslims piss on monuments while standing up, of course. Good luck to Swedes fending off Finnish "Swedes are all gay" jokes now. 0 Share this post Link to post
188DarkRevived Posted April 11, 2013 Jeez. What's up with all these new "pork found in... X" announcements? Is this a trending meme in the meat industry? 0 Share this post Link to post
Maes Posted April 11, 2013 schwerpunk said:What's wrong with just giving it a little wag between the legs? It drags on the ground, hombre. 0 Share this post Link to post
SandGator Posted April 11, 2013 Threads aren't doing this issue justice anymore. We need a "Pork Found" forum. And a community megawad built around the concept of finding pork...in unexpected places. Also, we should change the name from Doomworld to Porkworld. 0 Share this post Link to post
Aliotroph? Posted April 11, 2013 Misplaced pork has already infected games. I found a pig in the nether while playing Minecraft earlier. 0 Share this post Link to post
SandGator Posted April 11, 2013 Maes started both of these...he's leading up to some elaborate "No John, you are the pork" joke. 0 Share this post Link to post
188DarkRevived Posted April 11, 2013 You have entered deeply into the infested starport, but something is wrong. The monsters have brought a huge supply pork chops. And starport's technology is being contaminated by their foul stench. Ahead, you see a market full of pork. A profit-driven zone. If you can get past it, you can penetrate into the haunted heart of the beef burger factory, and find the controlling switch which holds the desired cow population hostage. Good luck, marine! And may the beef be with you! 0 Share this post Link to post
Tristan Posted April 11, 2013 SandGator said:Maes started both of these...he's leading up to some elaborate "No John, you are the pork" joke. and then John was a Halal Swedish Salami. *runs* 0 Share this post Link to post
Maes Posted April 11, 2013 No, Demons, said John. You are the pork. And then John was a Muslim. 188DarkRevived said:Good luck, marine! And may the beef be with you! This actually reminds of some 80s (?) B-movie where some black sissy dude fought against a psychotic cult of vegetarians/animalists, and one of his weapons was a 100% pure beef patty, that burned upon contact with the cult's members. 0 Share this post Link to post