Doomworld Jepardy 2.5

Ok, since Liam is too busy to write one, I think i'll do one myself. this is to offend noone and is not meant to plagerize(sp?) anywone.

Alex: Hi! i'm Alex TreFootman, who is filling in for Alex TreBard, who currenyly isnt here. Welcome to:

[crowd yells along]DOOMWORLD JEPARDY![/crowd yell along]

Alex: Today's contestant we have our current champ, Mordeth, who finally recovered. I'm sure we all know what you do Mordeth.

Mordeth: Admin of DooMWorld, and destroyer of everything warez!

Alex: and let's meet Lut, what do you do for a living.

Lüt: YOU FORGOT THE DAMN ü!

Alex: I'm talking, I can't do that.

Lüt: oh., well I'm a mod of Doomworld, I make lots of posts there, as you can see.

*Lüt pulls out his laptop and makes several posts on each DW forum.

Alex: I see. Now Let's meet Linguica. Ling, what do you do?

Linguica: I am webmaster of Doomworld, anmd supreme ruler of all that is sausage.

Alex: umm... Ok. Now, here are our catagories: Games that use the Doom engine, Mega WADs, Warez...

Mordeth: Warez!? WHERE? WHERE IS WAREZ MONKEY!!

Alex: Noone here has warez. it's just a catagory.

Mordeth: ok

Alex: now, DooM64, Source Ports, and God aweful Doomworld members.

Alex: Mordeth, you go first.

Mordeth: Games that use the Doom engine for 200

Alex: this port was one of the few good ports for hexen. uses opengl and direct3d rendering.

*Ring!

Alex: Lut?

Lüt: THE DAMN ü! DONT FORGET THE FUCKIN ü!!

Alex: just tell us your answer.

Lüt: JHexen.

Alex: good, except for one thing, you forgot to phrase in the form of a question!

Lüt: oops... WHAT IS JHEXEN! WHAT IS JHEXEN!

Alex: sorry Lüt, too late

Lüt: damn you!

*Ring!

Alex: Ling?

Linguica: what is JHexen?

Alex: correct! pick next catagory Ling.

Ling: Mega WADs for 100

Alex: this Mega WAD was an impressive set of levels, using things that were thought to be impossible with the vanilla doom.exe engine

*RING! RING! RING!

Alex you only need to slam it once Lut

Lüt: ü!!! USE THE ü!!!

Alex: just answer dammit!

Lüt: what is requiem?

*Lüt makes another 10 posts on Doomworld

Alex: Correct!

Lüt: God aweful members of doomworld for 500

Alex: this member spammed the palce with many, many, MANY

lines.

*ring!

Alex: Mordeth?

Mordeth: who is Cacodorkman?

Alex: Correct! next catagory.

Mordeth: Doom6-... wait, i smell something.....

*Mordeth sniffs

*The question board is unplugged by someone lurking in the shadows.

Mordeth: SOMEONE HAS WAREZ! IT'S THE MYSTERIOUS SHADOW PERSON!

*Alex looks at the question board

Alex: Oh no...

*The webmaster of newdoom comes out and attacks Ling

*Ling is thrown in the question board

Alex: ugh

*security guards drag the newdoom webmaster out

ND webmaster: I didn't do i tell ya! he forced me! listen to me you bastards! FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKK!!!!

Alex: Ling go sit down, time for final jepardy

*Linguica sits back down

Alex: ok, catagory is: Vanilla Doom errors, answer is: This error is caused when a certain map exceeds Doom's normal limits.

[cheesy music] *cheesy music plays [cheesy music]

Alex: let's see your answers: Ling. hmmm.... "ouch! that hurt god dammit!" sorry, wrong! wager: "I will have my revenge!" we'll just bring you to 0. Lüt, "Error trapper" wrong, wager? "$50, and thank you for using the ü" you're down to $50, Lüt, and youre welcome. Mordeth? "Visplane overflow" Correct! wager? "$500" youre up to $1000

Alex: The winner, and still Champ! MORDETH!!

*mordeth sniffs more

Mordeth: WAREZ! MORE WAREZ! DEATH TO THE INFIDELS! DIE YOU WAREZ MONKEYS!

*Crowd runs for their lives in a fucking mad rush

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so what do you think? remember, this is to offend noone and is not meant to plagerize(sp?) anyone. thank you, and good nigh! =)

Lüt: YOU FORGOT THE DAMN ü!

Alex: I'm talking, I can't do that.

Uhh, yes you can - 'ü' is pronounced differently than 'u', but that pronounciation does not even exist in the English language.

I dunno about the others, but you managed to amuse me, so congrats on that.

Teh sillyness. haha, a few laughs in there.

I think Liam has the bag on Jeopardy, but you coudl try doing a Reel story. We need another one of those, that was a classic.

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I'd reminder.jpg you or something footman but I know I kind of deserve to be ripped off considering I haven't written a DWJ in like a year. It's like AbandonFiction. I guess I'll get to it eventually.

x Liam the Bard: speaking of dwj
x Liam the Bard: http://www.doomworld.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=6988
x Liam the Bard: heh ima sit back and read this
Wet Drywall: heh wtf
x Liam the Bard: if he beats out executor i may not kill him
Wet Drywall: he just posted that?
x Liam the Bard: no it's old apparently
Wet Drywall: oh
Wet Drywall: hm
x Liam the Bard: not that old
Wet Drywall: i totally missed it
x Liam the Bard: Alex: and let's meet Lut, what do you do for a living.

Lüt: YOU FORGOT THE DAMN ü!

x Liam the Bard: Alex: I'm talking, I can't do that.

Lüt: oh., well I'm a mod of Doomworld, I make lots of posts there, as you can see.

*Lüt pulls out his laptop and makes several posts on each DW forum.

Wet Drywall: heh wtf, what laptop
x Liam the Bard: wow i'm laughing my ass off and it isn't funny

footman said:

Alex: this Mega WAD was an impressive set of levels, using things that were thought to be impossible with the vanilla doom.exe engine

Lüt: what is requiem?

Or Memento Mori II, or Strain, or Alien Vendetta.....

damn, you be a funny bastard :)

No, this shit isn't that funny. You missed out on Liam's previous masterpieces.

Archvile64 said:

No, this shit isn't that funny. You missed out on Liam's previous masterpieces.

You can find Liam's original masterpieces in the fanfic index - just look for Liam the Bard's stories and you'll find them listed there.

i did this cuz i was bored! bored dammit! bored! plus i suck at making up stories

Archvile64 said:

Or Memento Mori II, or Strain, or Alien Vendetta.....

....or Hell Revealed.

Well, I'm not sure if that really showed off any "tricks" besides filling levels with massive amounts of monsters...

*bursts in flames*

A CURSE UPON THEEeee.........

for some odd reason, i feel this post is gonig to hell.... POST hell

Not quite.