DOOMERS stuck in DOOM

Let me tell you about an expiriance of mine that has haunted me forever.Well,one day me,Maga,Darkstorm and (for some strange reason) Ralphis were all DMing.It seems that when Ralphis spilled his coffee on the keyboard he and the rest of us got sucked in.
*WHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH*
Darkstorm:Whoa!Where are we?

Maga:Man,this is definitly NOT Romania!

Ralphis:Man,I knew that shit was laced!Cant even get some decent weed from an alley dealer without it being laced.

ME:Oh shit.Looks like this is gonna be one of those days.Lucky me!*I reach into my pocket*My ciggarettes came along too and my lighter!

Ralphis:So what!?

ME:Well,I do happen to have HAIRSPRAY on me...heh!

Maga:Heh.Cool.Where are we now that we know we arent stoned.

ME:Looks like the map we were DMing in.E1M3.And look!We have pistols!

Ralphis:Why?

Maga:Looks like we can shoot things with them duh!

ME:Yeah.But don't anyone shoot anyone else!We dont know if we can respawn!

Maga:Yeah.

Darkstorm:But how do we get out of here...?

FIND OUT THE ANSWER ON THE NEXT EDITION OF DOOMERS IN DOOM!

keep me out of your stupid ass stories unless im the MAIN character and i go on a shooting frenzy and step on maga's balls and get to have sex with kat. Got it?

keep me out of your stupid ass stories unless im the MAIN character and i go on a shooting frenzy and step on maga's balls and get to have sex with kat. Got it?

I SAY he stops writing these stupid ass stories. With the exception of wildman's fics and that great Jayextee mancubus story, this forum is full of shite. I would try to bring the light of talent to it with my own stories, but I don't write paragraph long fanfics with a dumb beginning and no end. Then again, at least those paragraph long fanfics show potential talent, it's just misused. These bigbadgangsta fics "doom police", "fps lounge", and "doomers stuck in doom" sound like something i'd write in third grade and show off to my friends to make myself look clever and funny. The jokes are corny and the plots are retarded.

There! It's about time this forum got some constructive criticism!

NOW, I think I can make some non critic conversation.

"sex with kat"? Seems prower has made her the literal "forum whore".

I find his stories pretty fun and amusing, I like to read them :)

/me shakes head slowly.

"sex with kat"? Seems prower has made her the literal "forum whore".

heh. no. I'm sorry but ive been a Katarhyne worshipper for years! MWAHA. i luv you kat ^_^

"sex with kat"? Seems prower has made her the literal "forum whore".

heh. no. I'm sorry but ive been a Katarhyne worshipper for years! MWAHA. i luv you kat ^_^

I don't trust love over the internet(except porn, of course). It's one of the only things that the net shouldn't be used for.

I don't care. Kat could be a hermapherdite with 5 extra limps and all sorts or genitalia. I would still worship her.

is there any difference between fanfiction and post hell...?

Only the colour and ability to post.